Sam

please do not let your monotonous days and the tendency to isolate yourself deviate and distract you from your visions and goals in life. let it mean something and have a grip on you.

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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OOPS TOO DEEP

It’s so sad that students are now relying so heavily on AI for writing essays because they’re missing out on the best part of writing an essay which is when you’re a few paragraphs in and you just reach that flow state where your thought process becomes one with the essay and you’re slamming the keys so hard that you’re on the verge of destroying your laptop. I used to get high off of that shit

my sweet babygirl

Literally me. Cant even finish my silly fic i started writing 😭

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we're at it

My Wizard Academy Dropout Ex-Nemesis’s Super Secret Second Life As A Cat: Will He Break The Curse Or Lose All Nine Lives In The Dungeon Tower Playing As A Noob Even Though We Already Found The Overload’s Dark Sword—With A Romantic Prince Inside Who’s Fated To Kill The Antihero! But Wait—That’s Me?? My Second Chance… This Time With The Power Of The Lost Emperor’s Pet Lion’s Dad On My Side! With Vampires!! In Modern Day France??!

Great Wizard, please have your tower checked for any leaks of dangerous chemicals. I fear that you might be affected by the infamous "carbon monoxide"

My Tower Got Filled With Carbon Monoxide And Now I Can Only Communicate Via Manwha Titles! (BL)

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"