Sadjan Stevens

They're gonna push some fuckass anniversary edition update to Oblivion to celebrate and publicize the remaster that's gonna break every single mod and none of them are gonna get fixed because the guy who made the loadbearing Goblin Pregnancy Redux upon which every slightly complicated mod is built now has a wife and kids and a mortgage and is too busy to fix it

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

starting to think fragrantica reviewers think literally everything smells like piss

"this smells like piss again" well idk girl are you are looking for the piss note in everything? look inside yourself

I have to out myself as a perfume bitch to say this, but if you do find yourself thinking, "I really love this note, but FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON, every perfume that contains it smells disgusting," the problem almost always is YOUR skin chemistry reacting to that note. A common thing people complain about is vanilla making them smell like a hamster cage. The funny thing is, the fragrance community refers to the note that reacts with your skin chemistry badly as your "death note".

look Outside yourself. on your skin

CRIME RAT CRIME RAT CRIME RAT YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!