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why do humans have a built in "let me bother this animal" switch and why is it so funnnnn. like yes hmmm ☝️ i think i Will poke this cat
to be fair so do a bunch of other animals. for example
We think of humour as a distinctly human emotion, but some animals may also use it to strengthen their bonds.
bothering that animal is a beautiful kind of playing and having fun
I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"
The decision by the kings of Arnor to name the Tooks rightful thanes of the Shire was actually a 3000-IQ play by the Witch-King of Angmar to keep the Tooks far the fuck away from him
Ya gotta get 'em from where they'll least expected it
They are actually playing ‘How to Save a Life’ in this hospital cafe lmao
we listened to 'chasing cars' in the OR the other day and i was like is shonda rimes writing my life now?

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Hey everyone. There's a new youtube feature that rolled out just yesterday that's raising some privacy concerns.
People in the U.S., U.K., Brazil, and Singapore can now share videos and chat with friends directly within the YouTube app. The update bring
This post talks about a new DM feature in youtube. What it fails to mention is that as part of this new feature is that when you send someone a link to a video, and they open it in the youtube app, they will see who sent them the link. Specifically, your channel name.
If your google account name is your real name, so is your channel name by default.
This means the new default behavior is that everyone you send a youtube link to will see your full name if they open it in the mobile app.
To turn this off:
Go to your youtube app settings
Go to Privacy
Turn off "Channel visibility for shared links"
Trimming the source id (the stuff after the '?' in links) will also prevent this from happening.
Among all the novels, who is your favorite Jane Austen side character?
Sir Walter Elliot.
When I read Persuasion for the first time I hated it. I was 17 and I thought Anne was old and boring (I've said it before, I was very much Marianne). The rediscovered love plot was beyond me. But I loved Sir Walter right away. The first chapter was excellent.
Even now, as an adult who does love Persuasion and now understands the plot, I still love Sir Walter. He's so funny! He counted 86 plain women, who counts 86 of anything?!?! He has six mirrors in his room. He only remembers he has daughters when he's worried about them needing hats. He only reads one book and it's basically his family tree! I just love him.
And it helps that he's not explicitly mean to Anne. I actually dislike Mr. Bennet more for that reason, he openly mocks his daughters and wife. Sir Walter just ignores them. I mean I guess that's still bad but I doubt Anne wants to talk to him anyway...
I wish there was more Sir Walter. I wish he monologued for a whole chapter. He is my favourite comic antagonist in Austen and the 86 plain women scene is my favourite comic part of Austen. Modest Sir Walter!
He's also clearly a DILF, it's canon people. I still don't think any adaptation has properly captured his silly, foppish qualities. They always lean too hard into Anne Cinderella and he's the evil stepmother father. They don't appreciate him like I do...
Ok, which Austen wife would be more awful/funny paired with Sir Walter? Mrs. Bennet? Sir Walter and Lady Bertram would just be tragic...thoughts?
Sir Walter/Mrs. Bennet - possible because we're told she was very beautiful when younger. They would get into debt 10x as fast and Mrs. Bennet would be extremely put out by the idea of retrenching. Funny to watch, but poor Anne
Sir Walter/Lady Bertram - this pairing would be totally fine in my opinion, she just wants to lie around looking pretty, he wants to walk around looking pretty and judging ugliness, similar lifestyles despite the different in activity levels. However, Lady Bertram would also not do anything to curtail Sir Walter's spending and she'd probably spend a lot herself (we do know she loves being elegantly dressed)
Sir Walter/Mrs. Dashwood - she also doesn't understand money very well, this is a theme, who else can save Sir Walter from debt for 16 years? Anyway, I think this relationship would quickly sour. Mrs. Dashwood is a Romantic, while Sir Walter is just vain. They would not understand each other.
Sir Walter/Mrs. Morland - I feel like she'd be similar to Lady Elliot, practical but not super happy in the marriage.
Lol, Sir Walter/Lady Susan Vernon - so much debt and so very fast, she'd have him wrapped around her finger but for evil
Okay, fun pairing: Mrs. Jennings and Sir Walter. Position this after Lady Elliot dies, she'd be an awesome stepmom to the girls, even though Elizabeth would HATE her, she would probably bring in money from trade, and she's silly enough that Sir Walter wouldn't bother her I think. They could get on if he could overlook that she's from trade (he wouldn't, but on a personality level I think it would work) (okay it's a bit mean to Mrs. Jennings she deserves better) (But I think she'd just laugh her way through it)
We can't do Emma's mom because we know almost nothing about her, but she seems to have been good at managing Mr. Woodhouse so I bet she could keep Sir Walter out of debt.
My brain was rummaging around for other Austen widows/older singles we could match with Sir W, and offered me the image of ... Sir Walter/Lady Catherine de Bourgh. I think that would be a very angry marriage. Very cursed. Each trying to be more important than the other!
My friend wrote a very short farce of this once, and Elizabeth Elliot and Anne de Bourgh were lesbians. I think it might work really well as long as they both agree the other is very important. They can stroke each other's egos and judge everyone else.
I don't think Lady Catherine or Sir Walter would agree to the marriage unless they judged the other as "worthy," so the cursed would be how annoying they are to everyone else, lol
"We can't do Emma's mom because we know almost nothing about her"
Clearly the answer here is to do Emma's dad.
Dont ask me how they meet since Mr. Woodhouse never leaves his house and Sir Walter would never willingly visit but this would be a disaster of a marriage.
Anne, Elizabeth, Mary and Emma would now be prohibited from doing twice as many things. (Dont do that you'll ruin your complexion. Dont do that you’ll ruin your health.)
Emma would absolutely try to set Anne up with all sorts of men in an effort to cheer her up. Elizabeth would probably be persued by Mr. Elton, though she would probably turn him down. (Though imagine if she didnt. They would be odious together)
You've done it! You've identified the worst possible pairing. I can't stop giggling. Their poor children. And Mr. Woodhouse wouldn't want any of the girls to marry! Anne trying to marry A SAILOR would give him a heart attack.
I think you mean Emma would be pursued by Mr. Elliot? He doesn't like Elizabeth Elliot. Emma and Mr. Elliot would be terrible for each other!
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Aurora Borealis, 1865 by Frederic Edwin Church (American, 1826--1900)
Do you think it's like a rite of passage for every new generation of xmen to momentarily feel like it's kind of fucked up to be trying to kick the shit out of a senior citizen until magneto crumples someone into a cube like a trash compactor in front of them and they're just like Oh Ok
On the one hand I'm sure everyone else is very heavily emphasizing that magneto is Theee big bad of all time and so on and so forth the whole time the new ones are training but also. Like. Imagine you're the new new new mutants or whatever and somebody manages to actually knock magneto over and he stays on the ground for a second and you're kind of looking at each other like. Guys isn't he *really* old what if we just killed magneto & then the entire city starts shaking while he's getting back on his feet & you're like ohhh he's just REALLY ANGRY now. Ok :) oh that's bad :/ oh shit. Uh oh
[ID: tags from @transguyhawkeye that read, "#having a panic attack over whether you just broke magnetos hip meanwhile he just separated wolverine into recycling and organics for the #third time this week" /end ID]
Magneto’s Secondary Mutation might as well just be immortality of some kind at this point cause they’re never letting him die and you can’t change his backstory from “survivor of the holocaust”
Magneto genuinely being like 100 years old and just inexplicably jacked is my favorite thing. There's always some comic book bullshit about "ohh in uncanny xmen #42069 magneto got de-aged and re-aged and rehydrated and got a facelift face beat body snatched time-slimed pussy popped" or whatever and that can be part of the vibe but at the end of the day "Magneto's Just Like That" rings true in my heart
too angry to undergo senescence and decline
True. If magneto ever chilled out he'd turn into flower petals and blow away in the wind like master oogway. Kept on this bitch of an earth 616 by pure rage alone
Mutants born after 2010 making 9/11 jokes
Magneto:
Honestly I don't know how he would react but I'm sitting here stunned at the thought of this
Would magneto think 9/11 jokes are funny
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I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now
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Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world
Every day I get a little closer to saying fuck it and becoming an apprentice in some at risk heritage craft or profession.
"let's have AI-"
I'm gonna go learn the art of hand engraving or thatched roofing. Maybe hand make clogs.
As a professional hand engraver, when it comes to old crafts like these, its way more accessible to get started with the basics than you'd expect. Back in the day good steel was expensive so trying something like hand engraving was expensive and difficult to justify. But now you can can just buy a good quality handpush graver online for less than a fancy coffee. Just think, for under a hundred quid you could get all the kit you need to get started with fucking up coins and stabbing yourself repeatedly!!!
Don't threaten to do it, go research it, and actually give it a go!!! Most of the books for old crafts are out of copyright. Even if you don't get a job at whatever you try, or hell, even of you don't become in any way good at it, just learning and trying something new is good for you, and it gives you a greater understanding and appreciation for things.
Fuck AI? Good. I agree. Now fucking do something about it. Return to doing human hand crafted things as an act of rebellion! Start knitting, start wood carving, start engraving, whatever the fuck. But most importantly, remember you don't need to be making money doing it to make it worth doing.

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Theres currently some crows nesting on the building opposite us, and they still remember that we used to put out bird food years ago (had to stop because of too many neighbour complaints of loud jackdaws in the garden), and have managed to work out that they need a sneaky way to get food without alerting all the other birds.
This has had the consequence of me having to inform my flatmate that if he hears a polite knock at the kitchen window he needs to feed the crows or they WILL start trying to steal our cookbooks.
“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”
— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)