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these days the circus isn't funny and the bread kills you

if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

You're so fucked

Happy pride month to everybody, but especially to Ryan Gosling and Markiplier‘s intergalactic space rock polycule 

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet