clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

2026 was 8 years ago. christ

Wait. Fuck. Wrong year. Don't

It’s okay, it was just a slight mix-up. I think what you meant to say, was that 2028 was 6 years ago.

Yeah Rainbow capitalism is not because companies care it’s because they think they can make money selling Pride stuff but I like living in a world where the profit of pride stuff outweighs the cost of the backlash against pride stuff.

LISTEN

you POKE wife???? you poke her like the pincushion?????? oh jail, jail for spouse!! jail for spouse for 10,000 years!!!!

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!