Life as I know it

#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.

do you see this shit my liege

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this