You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

IN A ROW?

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

luckbethelady

What helped me write trauma better is remembering that the nervous system learns predictions. If danger used to come after quiet, calm can feel threatening. If kindness used to come with a price, kindness can feel suspicious. So healing is not just “they know they’re safe now.” Healing is the slow, annoying, deeply unfair process of teaching the body that the old prediction is not always the present truth.

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

Yeah this is funny

pjo x dc au where superman sees a bullet ricochet off Percy while he still has the curse of Achilles and is overjoyed, thinking he found a new Kryptonian

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

What if everything gets better in 2016

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

FRANKENSTEIN? THE MAGIC SCHOOLBUS????

80's HE MAN!!!! LIKE HOW IS PEOPLE IN LOIN CLOTHS FIGHTING EVIL AND THEN GOING "Hey kids, look both ways before crossing the street" PROBLEMATIC?

It's been more than an hour, but I remind you?