Luna✨

Sir that's his emotional support orphan, leave him alone.

And that’s cute and all, but what if Bruce wanted to go all out since he’s getting to show his kid human culture. He sets up one of the fortresses or manor rooms like a wedding reception and gets Alfred to order flowers and pull his old suits from when he was little out the attic for Damian to wear.

Though while in the attic (he went up with Alfed), he found his mother’s old wedding dress and decides to put it on because it’s not like it’s going to get any use.

Now imagine Kal coming home just to discover Bruce wearing a wedding dress and veil while holding little Damian on his hip

That would be so heartwarming. Bruce would get a chance to introduce his pups to human traditions and live through them himself too, as he never got w chance to have a wedding(Kryptonians only practice mating).

And Kal gets to see all this and loves it, because Bruce is happy, the pups are happy, and that's all he needs to be happy too.

like for Grace, Rocky reminds him of a cat. The stretching, the loafing, the trills that sound like purring sometimes… very cat reminiscent

for Rocky, Grace reminds him of a pebble. His clumsiness is the same as a baby Eridian learning to walk around for the first time, some of the noises he makes (yawning, humming, sighing) are reminiscent of pebbles trying to echolocate, and the way humans sit or lay down are similar to baby Eridians do also.

like idk let’s go with Roy or Wally. Take a look around at the supers with their birds like hmm “You have the Kryptonian version of Dick don’tcha?”

Damian chilling with super bubbly Jon glowers, “Don’t be an imbecile Jon is nothing like Richard.” Jon is beaming he thinks Dick is the best.

Tim looks to Kon and shrugs. Tim didn’t live through Dicks emo/punk era and doesn’t see it. Then again Tim did get pretty obsessive with both of them. Kon is flattered. Dick is cool.

Jason with Prime plastered to his side goes “I didn’t choose this.” Prime keeps Dicks clinginess to a minimum. Prime had agreed to keep his mouth shut for this post for head pats from Jason.

Babs smirks knowing where this is going, “Kara has a few assets Dickie doesn’t.”

Bruce looks at Clark and goes “Well Dick had to get it from somewhere.”

Cue chaos from the bats as all but Babs thought they were just besties with their super. Dick gets two dads and yes Clark is his super still.

Lesson #4 buoyancy

For those interested specifically it is:

• Freshwater: ~ 1.00 g/cm3

• Seawater (Saltwater): ~ 1.025 g/cm3

• Average Human Body: ~ 0.985 g/cm3

Lesson #1 Prervious Lesson

When Clark started working at WE, he knew he'd have a lot of tasks on his hands, like managing his boss's schedule, handling calls, meeting coordination, document preparation, and coffee (or is that too cliché?). What he didn't expect were flowers—a whole bouquet of flowers that definitely cost more than his rent. What was it even doing at his desk? He took a close look at the flowers and saw a note tucked between them that said "BW"... OH! So these flowers are for Mr. Wayne. That makes sense, so Clark, as a good employee, took these flowers to office. He carefully put them on his desk and tucked the note between the flowers. He also wondered who the secret admirer was, but that's none of Clark's business, really.

When Mr. Wayne came to the office, he shot a confused glance at Clark but didn't say anything. Clark offered him a warm smile, but when Bruce opened the door to his office, he saw the bouquet and stared at it, then at Clark, then back at it with his mouth open. But then he went to his office and shut the door. Oh... weird. Well, Wayne looked miserable the whole day. Maybe Clark messed up, and it was not his lover or admirer but a stalker. Oh, poor Wayne. Maybe Clark should verify beforehand when handing something to him. What he didn't know was that Bruce sent him flowers on his desk, but the shop messed up, so the note just said "BW" (Bruce thought Clark didn't like the flowers).

It's summer, and for such a cloudy city, it's unfairly hot and stuffy here. Clark has a semi-transparent shirt that he wears to work because at least it helps him not to sweat that much, even though the lobby has air conditioning. Everything is great for him, but Mr.Wayne keeps staring at him, and it's all. the. time. Like every time he glances at his boss, he has that monotone, boring stare glued at Clark that makes him feel uneasy. So obviously, Clark is violating the dress code! Why else would Mr. Wayne stare at him? So now Clark starts wearing sweaters and zippers and jackets, even though it's super hot.

And Bruce misses his show. He knows it was wrong to stare, but could you blame him? He doesn't know why or how, but he thanks God that Clark's chest(titties really) is just so... big. Like, woah, that was something, but now he's sulking about it. Clearly, Clark didn't appreciate the way he looked at him.

Bruce invited Clark to dinner and said, "We could discuss our business." Clark thought he misspelled something about "we" or that Bruce was actually a team player, which is why he worded it like that. He agreed, and when Bruce saw him from the table, Clark had a fat folder in his hand, and his messenger bag had even more papers. Bruce said, "Uh, Clark???" Clark replied, "Okay, so the business," as he sat down. Bruce again sulked, but Clark made very good points about what he thought would help the business, such as with whom they should work and with whom they shouldn't even bother. He also discussed Bruce's workers' cases and suggested Bruce should look into that with Lucius. And Bruce wholeheartedly agreed and wasn't even sad about the ruined date that turned out to be a business discussion. Oh well, Clark looked super hot while explaining everything to Bruce.