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Honestly I could watch these 8 seconds from The Eric Andre Show for the rest of my life and Iâll still laugh every fucking time

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some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

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Iâve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well
the fuck is the first hamster then
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Stop saying âdo it scaredâ i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy iâll kill u
ya being kafkaesque isnât about turning into a bug itâs about how if you turned into a bug your boss would still be like âok but weâre short staffed can u still come inâ
while i understand that this is meant to be a joke about hellish capitalism, again, we cannot erase an important dimension to his work: franz kafka was a jew. he and his families were jews during a time period where traditional, religiously-based jew hatred was being replaced with a new pseudoscientific belief that jews were to be hated and oppressed because they were a subhuman race. this transition to race-based hatred of jews meant that even assimilated jews- who considered themselves citizens of states before they were ever jews- were now being irrationally targeted and hunted.
the term âanti-Semitismâ was created specifically to name this new racial hatred of Jews. it was coined in 1879- 4 years before Kafka was born.Â
in âthe metamorphosisâ, Gregor Samsa wakes up one morning to find himself transformed into a "monstrous vermin". in kafkaâs real world, jews woke up one morning, in their country that they were told was now enlightened and accepting of all people, and found out that they were now considered âmonstrous verminâ. and then 6 million jews of his generation were exterminated.Â
i am giving the simplest analysis to this right now, but we need to understand that you cannot just blanketly universalize his work. you cannot remove the context of kafkaâs jewishness or that he lived at a time when antisemitism became fervently racial. yes, discuss how his work comments on capitalism, society, etc. but to only use ONLY these lenses and to ONLY universalize his work is dishonest, whitewashes his work and life, and further exhibits how little non-jews know or care about the jewish history and how antisemitism has impacted jews for over 2000 years.
Iâm going a step further and saying Kafkaâs workâincluding the metamorphosisâis impossible to really interact with on any but the most surface level without an understanding of Kafkaâs identity as a Jew and the social setting that placed him in.
If you didnât know Kafka was Jewish, you did not study The Metamorphosis, you just read it. The amount of people saying they covered it in class and had no idea Kafka was Jewish⌠your teacher dropped the ball
Literally the only reason Franz Kafka existed was because his Jewish ancestor was allowed to have a family.
In short, between 1745 and 1859 in the Kingdom of Bohemia (what is now the Czech Republic), there was a law that limited the number of Jewish families. A census taken in 1787 showed that there were 8,541 Jewish families in Bohemia; preferring round numbers, the government increased the limit to 8,600. And for close to a hundred years, that was the limit. If a Jewish man wanted to get married and get a marriage license, he had to emigrate from the country. Otherwise, they had to wait until an existing Jewish father died. Usually, this meant that a son inherited the spot from his father (and wouldn't that cast a fun pall on a wedding, knowing that you can only have it because your father is dead?), but when a married Jewish man died without a son, the spot went up for someone to acquire.
But to apply for the spot, you needed to pay three years taxes, prove that you possessed at least 300 florians, had a school education, pass some exams, and be at least 24 years old.
Franz Kafka's grandfather passed those requirements.
If not for the fact that he did, and that another Jewish man had died without leaving a son behind, there would be no Franz Kafka.
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âprogressiveâ men when a woman is deemed evil enough that they can call her a bitch 24/7:

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