you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

thought I was going to a concert to see the cure ? but it was actually placebo??? fml

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

It looks like it would be so excited to run over when you needed a bowl

I'm sorry how fucken old do u hafta be to be *predynastic EGYPTIAN*

@randomitemdrop

Item: Walking Honker

monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

Had to dig to find this OP it’s been stuck in my head all damn day

The votes on this post. Oh. A poem in poll form, interactive art, the fact we can see how the other people reading it felt. im. this is really good.

jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit