you and me and my secret underlying emotional trauma makes three

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

"strap cant get someone pregnant" clearly your will doesn't match your conviction. persevere

Me, who has only seen sea otters and river otters: what the hell kind of a thing is that??

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.