anticipation kills enjoyment

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

the CIA and the LGBT and the FBI are wanted to hear me

Anyone remember Dumb Ways To Die. Like they really made a 3 minute long music video of cute cartoon characters killing themselves in humorously fucked up ways solely as an elaborate PSA about being safe around trains and then made a fucking series of mobile games based around it and we all just let them. Will kids today ever understand how fucking legendary that was. Will they ever know.

release my soul from this prison at once

google best friend vampire. google best friend biting neck. google vampire best friend bitinh. google r/vampires. google r/realvampires

whoever said licking bathroom floors will get you sick was false advertising. smh

More and more I'm beginning to suspect that a not totally insignificant number of people are just straight up not listening when female characters talk.

More and more I'm beginning to suspect that a not totally insignificant number of people are just straight up not listening when female characters talk.