No Dick Daddy

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

this morning my coworker and I were evaluating some beans and I said ‘man these beans look pretty good’ and he was like ‘meh I’ve seen better’. top ten exchanges that have happened for thousands of years in every language ever spoken

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

they got married btw

Happy Pride