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idbsvdndbav THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT

the devil said it's lindsey graham's turn today to speak with mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes

never understood the hype on "non-newtonian fluids" bc that shit dumb. "oh it's a liquid until you hit and then it acts like a solid" yeah dumbass woah this substance changes properties depending on its surroundings or how it's interacted with? never heard that before. hit water hard enough and it'll be the same as concrete. this oobleck shit not special

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

There's a Chinese meme that the Yellow River doesn't need rituals to present sacrifices because if it's hungry it'll come onto the shore and eat the sacrifices itself.

People talk about how the Great Lakes are deadly because they are uncaring, but the Yellow River is literally out to get everyone.

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

(dry look) Nobody gets to tell me when to cringe. I reserve such assessments to those who have sufficient experience to correctly judge what’s cringeworthy.

annoying when shows set in the medieval period have the women with thier hair just long and unstyled and out . girl go put on your wimple girl 🤦‍♀️