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Oh, to be invited to a Sylvanian Families cookout <3

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The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpaβs attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the worldβs entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in
Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpaβs address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks
There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.
And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona
We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this
They/Them By Danez Smith
Like, I may have my sports loyalties, but we must admit that WPBL NY naming their team after a civil rights activist is in fact, the most important thing ever. They named the team after a woman who fought for literacy, biomedical ethics, racial equality, women's rights, worker's rights. I think there's a lot of power in choosing to honor such an important WOC as your namesake.
Dorothy Height you are remembered
sorry, i mythologized your boyfriend. yeah i took him and a few other boyfriends and merged them together with local folklore and mystic elements into one legendary figure. he's going to be really hard to pin down historically. sorry about that. I can make you his consort in some stories if that helps.

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Mardi Gras Ball Invitation and Original Envelope, Krewe of Comus, March 3rd 1908.
for your meme, shitpost, and gc purposes. i present you
Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and heβs caught on a mic later that week saying I didnβt realize it wasnβt the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.
@persimmony-snicket EXACTLYYYY
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
Another public service announcement. This time itβs air quality. Some of you are probably in it already if youβre in eastern Canada, New England or New York, but itβs sliding south, a huge mass of wildfire smoke. Please be careful. When it starts getting bad, especially, like when the sky gets orange or brownish, itβs best to run air purifiers in the house and wear N95 or KN95 masks when you have to go outside.
It harms your lungs and itβs especially bad for children (and pets!) or anyone with health problems. There are all kinds of chemicals in that smoke. Itβs not only trees that are burning. The heat already makes it harder to breath. This makes it worse.
If any of you are experiencing it, feel free to tell about it in the comments. π
Also, throw out the mask every day and shower before you get in bed if youβve been out or youβll be breathing the particles all night. Stuff like that. It gets all over you, your skin, your hair, your clothes.
It's a large smoke plume, so stay safe, folks. Look up how to make a "Corsi-Rosenthal Box" if you need an air purifier inside.

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Since there is a wave of anti-birth control propaganda, this is your reminder that the birth coontrol pill was responsible for 30% more women graduating with college degrees between 1970-1990
Also a whole lot of people need it to hold down a job or stay in school regardless of reproductive risk: it offers menstrual control. It can be the difference between debilitating, bedbound periods and normal function. Itβs medicine. Itβs also very cheap to produce and returns soooo many thousands of dollars to the economy for every dollar it costs, so donβt let anyone make a false financial argument about it.
I think my least favorite interpretation of Ilya is the "oh, Ilya's the big romantic and his kinks are really just hearts and flowers and domesticity. SHANE is the sex obsessed kinkster pervert of the two."
And I mean, I get that this is more compensation for annoying tropes, and maybe some book stuff mixed in (from what I understand, the show definitely puts a bit more emphasis on the kink than the book does.)
But IN THE SHOW:
Ilya is the one who, after a nice little race/show of dominance at the gym, hands Shane his water bottle and commands him to drink. And commands him to keep going, just because he can.
Ilya is the one who, at the CCM shoot, starts jerking off in the shower at Shane. Then later, in the hotel room, you could even make an argument that he engages in both orgasm denial and forced orgasm kink when he pretends to leave before reciprocating and then continues the blow job swallowing, despite Shane trying to push him off.
Ilya is the one who tells him to drop to his knees at All Stars.
Shane keeps Ilya on the hook for two years, but Ilya persists in sending an unsolicited dick pic and flirting/propositioning the whole time.
Ilya is the one with a past with someone who, at least to my eyes, seems to be playing brat to his tamer in Russia - with the implication that the game itself isn't new to him even though the rejection is.
Ilya's the one who initiates the bathroom scene in Vegas (2.0). He's set up the exhibitionist scene in the penthouse suite.
Ilya is the one who says "No, after" when Shane wants to talk at Ilya's house. Then during the sex scene Shane initiates, is the one commanding "make me" and spitting in his hand. (I mention this only because I've seen this scene cited as a reverse of the dynamic, and I disagree with that interpretation for the aforementioned reasons.)
Ilya's also the one giving commands during phone sex ("glasses stay on") and making advances when Shane is on the phone with Hayden at the cottage. And, while it isn't sexual, I will never let go of the way he scruffs Shane's neck during the latter's panic attack at the dinner table with his parents. IN FRONT OF HIS PARENTS.
I'm not saying Ilya ISN'T romantic. Or that Shane isn't a very enthusiastic participant!
But Ilya is definitely NOT a passive participant in their kinky adventures. From the beginning, he's known exactly what he like and he makes that very clear to both Shane and the audience.
Ilya trying to outplay his demons
this means more to me than it should
my read on the 'slow fucking hockey player' bit is that speed skating is one of the categories where shane and ilya genuinely just trade the title back and forth every season and that ilya had just happened to win fastest skater that year and he is Absolutely going to bring that up every chance he gets

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Ilya's fluttery hands when he's overwhelmed by Shane (insp by @gloryhollanovjah)
i just KNOW ilya has one of those lockscreens that feeds from your gallery and changes the picture every hour and itβs like
cottage lake view. shane on ice. food. svetlana doing a shot hands free. can of ginger ale next to a can of coke. hole (shit fuck this was not supposed to be in the main folder). picture of a game schedule. shane with tousled hair in a raiders hoodie with a green smoothie moustache. thirst trap shirtless selfie. a picture of a dog in a sweater. a picture of anya in a sweater. picture of a city skyline from a rooftop of a skyscraper. shane bent over picking up something off the floor. blurry group selfie of the centaurs night out. dick pick (god dammit ilya). two pairs of skates. tangled hands with wedding rings on. anya covered in mud looking like a swamp goblin. close up of shaneβs belly button.