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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’m fucking dying

That last fatal scream tho

the thing about shane and ilyas sex life that is so beautiful to me is that anything they want to try they can. like they have the Means to indulge in ANYTHING. they can refurbish the sex condo as a mockup of a medical facility. they can splurge on fully accurate period costumes and a private hunting lodge in the wilderness. they can buy a god damn top of the line fuck machine. they can literally do Anythingggggg

like we literally need to stretch our imaginations and have them doing more in depth stuff tbqh

on principle i'm completely with the tumblr users who wanna mock folks who don't listen to rap/hip-hop/jazz/country/etc but some of the discourse on the subject on here seems to indicate that people think merely consuming media is like an act of social justice or some shit and thinking about it like that is just as fucked. you're not like, doing a favor to Black people by putting on jazz records you know

I have a very rough idea in my head that I don't think I can clearly articulate beyond "And that concludes tonight's reports on German air forc—WHAT'S THIS? IT'S KING ARTHUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR"

IDK what this is about, but I want to know more.

"a catholic priest" i mean yeah sure why not but JRRTOLKIEN himself was alive and a teacher at the time so go big or go home.

You know what sure why not let's just make literal real-life JRRT himself a character in this Arthurian return story, he deserves it.

⁉️ happy pride month turns out I Saw The TV Glow is free to watch on youtube and has been for at least three months now and i did not know until just now

i need to get gender affirming surgery

12/22/2023

shawty's like a malady in my head

"The world's first trillionaire murders 9.4 million people" would be a more appropriate headline.

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

This is how I convinced my conservative grandma that the gays do also need marriage, actually. My grandad died when I was 4 and I asked her to imagine not being allowed to see him or make decisions for him or be entitled to an inheritance and she got very quiet and conceded the point. Marriage doesn't intrinsically mean anything but as a legal framework it is really, really important

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

For those of you probably freaked out by the poses- the desert is coldest right before dawn and for a few hours in the morning . These vultures are doing a really typical thing: they’re sunning themselves. This is to get as much of the heat as they can on their dark feathers and then they can snug heated wings around them like a toasty blanket until it gets a little warmer.

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! disect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

A great piece of advice I've seen is "Don't fixate about what the character would never do. Think about the circumstances that would drive them to do this, even if they wouldn't normally."

Best advice ever!

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.