Unfortunately I Draw

2022: - "I feel like Gardevoir's hair is made of meat, like I could stick a fork in it and pull a chunk of meat out" - "Mastiff is a dog, ma boss stiff is just a declaration of your boss' penile state"

2023: - "Call me Edison, because I want to jettison that gas into my mouth" - "Come along with piss in hand; let's go piss in dragon land" - "Imagine using the piss battle royale equivalent to steroids (which is caffeine) to piss faster" - "What, are you gonna try and dick down every single elephant??" - "(aggressively interrogative) How does lactation add to your thematic narrative, Mr. Schafer?" - "Who fucks this guy? Do you fuck?" (rearranging bread clips) - "Manspreading while you sleep? That's how you get dick mosquito bites" - "Did your father fuck that fish?" - "I don't wanna see someone give birth because of Doritos" - "I'm not gonna put 'Miss Piggy Cunt' into Google" - "I thought it was like, when you cremate someone and just inhale their remains (in a sexual manner)" - "I heard the first animal to do sex was in Iceland" - " 'Hey babe, is Santa here? My dick just went up' " - "You dropped your cum-rag, king 👑" - "I'm here to throw up and use your trashcan, maybe both" - " 'Hey Chuck, eat your citric acid, we don't want you splurting out watery cheese filling again' " - "You can't just ask a lady her fisting size" - "Fuckin' idiot billions of cells, you're making dick jokes come out my mouth" - "You know what they say in German: 'whale cummin' " - "Whales make a lot of cum. It's really distressing for me, personally." - "Does Sasuke have copyrighted nipples?" - "If you can fit 2 raccoons in your butthole, you can probably fit like 15 dicks. Is 15 dicks the size of 2 raccoons?" - "Would you still love me if i ate the worm-worm fruit?" - "Don't worry, I sucked up my own semen so I'm at full health" (ROR2) - "Honestly, if there was a rub-one-out universe, ours would definitely be one" (Creationist Theory) - "I can't have a pet that thinks, that turns it into a kink" - "It's like the foot penicillin for feet fetishists" - "You need to pee in HD, get all those views so you can afford a gas burner that shoots lasers" - "Do you think [a priest] could bless gasoline?" - "piss is stored in the fallopian tubes, thats why people pee out their vaginas" - "imagine if you could vape from your dick, just rip a fat cum cloud" - "If clowns branched off into a separate species, you'd be the missing link" (not a quote, but am including it anyway) - " 'ey babe, your yolk is running ;)' " (referring to period) - "(desperately) Is Diddy Kong adopted?!" - "it's more salacious if you put it in a squeeze bottle" - "cum is like your own personal msg"

2024: - "don't talk with your mouth full, especially when it's full of dong" - "I'm throwing out the baby and keeping the bathwater" - "The US government would come over to milk you" - "Wouldn't it be fucked up if we had to pay to use our eyeballs" 2 seconds before realizing i wear glasses - "How do they breathe? Do they breathe through the urethra??" - "is it true people pee out their butts if they own a vagina?" - "you can't go half-heartedly into the enema goblin" - "I can't believe we saw sailor jupiter's annular throbber" - "owo notices angiosperm" - "Sonic's making fun of you for your erectile dysfunction. Isn't he an asshole?" - "I'd appreciate it if you stopped giving birth in front of me" - "They're just Fortnite Fucking™ all over their dead bodies" - " 'sorry, I was shitting sexy style' " - "I just met you, please tell me about your genital hair" - Looking at a picture of a citron "These horny fucks fuck anything" - "I think you died the moment I said 'let me hit your evil g-spot'" (Monster Hunter GU Fighting Fatalis) - "Okay everyone in the club, get your balls out while you read" - "🎵 Take me home to the country city where cunt is clitty and the shit is gritty 🎵" - "Why can't you bare your souls instead of your balls?" - "It's the transitive property; you're supposed to put the chopsticks in your mouth, so you gotta put the ovaries in your mouth" - "You can be the change you wanna see, go bleach those nips" - "I don't know how you whip out a blowjob but whatever" - "Damn I can't believe they revenge-porned a bunch of birds" (Birdle)

2025: - "If you come back here to eat the sperm again, I'll light you up" - "from the womb, to the trash, we must all go" (to my friend throwing a burger away) - (Mr. Krabs voice) "Great Booby Barnacles, Spongebob! Your breasts are out of control! You need to put those damn things away!" - "I love dicks full of needles. Actually, I don't want a needle dick. Do I have a regular dick? No, I don't." (ROR2) - "Do I need to practice my Canadian accent? 'Ahoy there!'" - "Reindeer pizza or The Slopper? Choose your demise." (Foodguesser) - "We figured out how to restructure your clit as a penis. We just have to turn you into a car" (Utena) - "God gives you 4 assholes, and this is what you do with them?" - "That's what a Dragon Ball Z fusion dance is, right? You inject a bit of sperm as a little pea-sized being?" (Anglerfish) - "I don't like that Princess Peach gives birth into a birthing pit. They even coloured her cloacal hole!" (Bikmin) - "Hey wanna see a cool magic trick with your penis? Pulls foreskin out of urethra" - "A burnt kernel [of popcorn] flies into the urethra during the magic trick, setting the foreskin ablaze" (... molotov cocktail) - "There's more to life than ass and whale tail. Have you seen the Hot Daga?" - "You know what happens when you electrolyze your semen? You make a video game" - "Man, imagine telling your criminal population to fuck off, and they just come up with 'hedgehog slices'" - "Man, why does your genitalia get acoustics?" - "Is freezing to death more 'Kidz Bop' than being stabbed to death?" - "Man, I wanted to pass a kidney stone shaped just like Solroc…" - "What's the weather forecast? Cum surprise." - "Yknow what they say, 'When you jack off a bull, the bull jacks you off too'" - "You're gonna drown in your own cum and fall to your death" - "Is it incest to ship your own sperm?" - "Is footjob in the dictionary? They gotta add it." - "He's made of 90% piss, how can he not be sad?" (Greenland Shark) - "damn nice vulva tattoo, is that 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid'?" - "Big Wheat is trying to get its claws in your colon" - "First of all: you're pregnant. Second of all: you're using your hands real weird" - "Is he just setting people on fire while he's in labour?" - " 'damn, eurostopodus pussy babe' " - "I stole some soup out of his butt and he died" - "Gamers don't suck your partner's hemorrhoid. Controversial opinion" - "Please don't flash the ornithologists with your diseased genitalia" - "you're committing gamer fraud with your gamer tapeworm" (Would You Still Love Me if I Was a Tapeworm) - "Environmental storytelling; there's a pool of cum besides the lava geyser"