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i feel bad that i’ve been relatively quiet about hotd and iwtv over what was supposed to be the eyepatch momson summer of dreams but to be fair you would not believe the dutch angle that my life has been being filmed at over the last month.

it’s really sweet that to honor criston gwayne has taken up his habit of monologuing his suicidal ideation for just kind of whoever happens to be around at the time ❤️

there were a good 30 seconds there where i mentally steeled myself to stand fully behind alicent duplicitously macking on her son. and it wasn’t even like hard. because i don’t HATE WOMEN!!!!!!

one more thing about nolan’s odyssey and then i’m done forever because you genuinely cannot imagine the state of my inbox at the moment. the essence of my point has always been that at the end of the day nolan did not have to tell this story. there are other stories. he could tell a new story, even. but he didn’t tell a new story he chose to adapt one of the most historically and widely integral works of literary and cultural canon which does actually open his film to comparisons to the source material. the movie fails as an adaptation at a molecular level. literally what the fuck else do you want me to say? go read emily wilson’s review and leaveeeeee meeeeeee aloneeeeeeeee

only one person in the world has ever fully understood armand and it wasn’t even anne rice. ☝️fiona apple 🍎!

deadass had someone ask me if i was team black or green in real life today. completely forgot people were still engaging with that.

holy shit matrix by lauren groff