theongirl

between two fires changed my life sometimes a family is a disgraced chronically cucked knight a functioning alcoholic gay priest jesus christ who’s back now as a little girl their woke dog (mule) and various assorted angels of the lord plus accompanying demons

i genuinely do not understand how people could watch rhaenyra tell ulf that the crown owns his labor and body entirely and that he is now only an extension of the throne, imprisoned in the red keep with no autonomy or will of his own, denying him access to his friends and freedom of movement, and come out of that scene thinking that ulf is a cringe loser who needs to know his place. you people are under spells.

tessarion is deadass daeron’s emotional support dog

jon snow’s rotting corpse can officially get his learner’s permit ❤️

fifteen years lowkey a longass time

funniest part of the response to the new iwtv season is the tvc loyalists insisting that anne rice is a good author and her books not being adapted 1:1 is a travesty. you people are under spells genuinely have you READ merrick????

hotd season 3 asks the bold question “what if we just do the it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode mac and dennis move to the suburbs with blonde people?”

mysaria shut uppppppp about the starvation of the smallfolk i’m busy mogging at the window accompanied by an ominous musical sting

oh and anybody who says anything about “lesdaughter” is getting shot in the face with my gun 👍

i’ve been kind of quiet about this season because i don’t even have anything funny to say i just clock in every satursunday they blow cocaine directly into my nostrils and then i wait around for a week