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christopher nolan’s the odyssey poses a new and interesting question of what if we cast matt damon as odysseus and made him look directly into the camera while he says “THIS AGE OF BRONZE IS COLLAPSING 😟” and calypso had lip filler.

odysseus literally sails off into the sunset through the power of love. they cut the “nobody” exchange. i am not joking.

I DON’T EVEN RIDE FOR THE ODYSSEY LIKE THAT i’m an iliad girl but like you simply have got to be kidding. chris your joke wasn’t funny i’m ready to see the real movie now.

christopher nolan’s the odyssey poses a new and interesting question of what if we cast matt damon as odysseus and made him look directly into the camera while he says “THIS AGE OF BRONZE IS COLLAPSING 😟” and calypso had lip filler.

odysseus literally sails off into the sunset through the power of love. they cut the “nobody” exchange. i am not joking.

i genuinely do not understand how people could watch rhaenyra tell ulf that the crown owns his labor and body entirely and that he is now only an extension of the throne, imprisoned in the red keep with no autonomy or will of his own, denying him access to his friends and freedom of movement, and come out of that scene thinking that ulf is a cringe loser who needs to know his place. you people are under spells.

every single person watching the show from their living room is astronomically closer to ulf than to rhaenyra. please tell me you understand this.

oh and anybody who says anything about “lesdaughter” is getting shot in the face with my gun 👍

funniest part of the response to the new iwtv season is the tvc loyalists insisting that anne rice is a good author and her books not being adapted 1:1 is a travesty. you people are under spells genuinely have you READ merrick????

the closest she ever got to writing a good book was the vampire armand and that’s just because she was clearly intending to write about a scenario that makes her horny with a horror-movie framing device and accidentally wrote one of the most compelling psychological horror books ever as a total aside because marius was just genuinely her favorite character and she thought all of that was hot. and even that one still isn’t like great.

hotd season 3 asks the bold question “what if we just do the it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode mac and dennis move to the suburbs with blonde people?”