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oh and anybody who says anything about “lesdaughter” is getting shot in the face with my gun 👍

funniest part of the response to the new iwtv season is the tvc loyalists insisting that anne rice is a good author and her books not being adapted 1:1 is a travesty. you people are under spells genuinely have you READ merrick????

the closest she ever got to writing a good book was the vampire armand and that’s just because she was clearly intending to write about a scenario that makes her horny with a horror-movie framing device and accidentally wrote one of the most compelling psychological horror books ever as a total aside because marius was just genuinely her favorite character and she thought all of that was hot. and even that one still isn’t like great.

hotd season 3 asks the bold question “what if we just do the it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode mac and dennis move to the suburbs with blonde people?”

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

finally sat my ass down and chewed through duncanegg. ira parker read the SHIT out of these books good god

finished the last short story. you’d really think he would stop trying to attend tourneys.