im blue aberdeen i will die in aberdeen i will die in aberdeen i will die in aberdeen i will die in aberdeen i will die in aberdeen i will die in aberdeen i will die

when i first read othello i remember thinking desdemona's suggestion of curing a headache by tying a handkerchief really tight around your head sounded like it would feel amazing if you had a headache and 12 years later ive tried it for the first time and it does. thanks queen rip x

the fruit flies are actually defeated tbf the fungus gnats aren't even an issue they keep to themselves. it's just that the last thing I needed this week was a single carpet beetle larva spawning on my bedside table. how does it even get there.....

why is my flat pure bug world omfg im not even a scruff😭 I SPEND HOURS CLEANING AND BLEACHING AND HOOVERING AND THEY STILL LOOOOVE MEEEEEE

in another life me and the fruit flies in my sink and the single carpet beetle larva that spawned on my bedside table and the fungus gnats on my plants could all have gone for a mid week pint and laughed about it but alas in this life it's no laughing matter and i might have a mental breakdown

i have been aware of the fruit fly since birth

kind of love going to war with fruit flies my home is on the battlefield

every book advertised to me pisses me off