Space Pirate Seeks

i’m reminded of the developer of a mapping software who had a variable named ‘legend_handles’ that got refactored into ‘leg_handles,’ ‘leg_hands,’ and finally ‘feet’

This is the way.

This is fully like.....whatever the opposite of imposter syndrome is. And I fucking love it.

THINK before you POST! are you a lesbian? if not, you probably shouldnt post. did a lesbian help you cowrite the post? if not, you might want to keep it to yourself. is the post about lesbians? if not, i dont think anyone really cares so maybe you shouldnt post it after all

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

yeah, shits just a free activity.

the last boba in my bubble tea

Happy pride everyone, bringing this glorious moment back