Space Pirate Seeks

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

Hot Take: The highway comment makes perfect sense if you consider that the poster could be criticizing people who are terrible at understanding perspective and distance, which probably makes them terrible drivers...

It is truly mind boggling that they can have an entire ad about extreme monsterfucking but cannot actually type out the word fuck

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

As soon as I turn 18 I'm gonna submit myself into the Sexy Woman contests and watch as I loose to Cube Woman: The Woman Cube With Boobs

Cube Woman: The Woman Cube With Boobs is not a real thing btw yeah I can see you reaching for the search bar

You've locked me into a future of failure

@sexy-people-contests-2026

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban