Space Pirate Seeks

tags by @ultramarineblues: #deeply curious about how this person discovered the cat liked this game

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

For me it's the fact y'all are more scared of justified black anger than y'all are unjustified white antagonism

forgot to say that im a teacher. a random 6th grader didnt spawn into my lunch break to mock me, though that is really really funny to think about

The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.

Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.

I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.

DYKE UP OR DIE. #PRIDEMONTH.

Queer joy detected!

One time I was at the bookstore looking for some graphic novels for my kiddo and I couldn't find where in the darn place they'd hid them, so I politely asked an employee where to find them. Said employee had a buzz cut and "they/them" on their name tag. They escorted me to the graphic novels and started recommending some to me, and at one point asked me if the kid I was shopping for was a boy or a girl. I smiled and said they were nonbinary, and the employee's entire body lit up. I hope it made the employee's day as much as it made mine.

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man