Manly Man

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

I tap My Bong for two and cast Cough which will give me a +1/+1 counter on my commander, Delivery Driver, who generates a food token every time I cast an instant. Also now I will also cast "Second Hit" which will now double that food token.

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

this is standard issue uncle

"how gay are you?" yes

i rlly wish everyone would stop bringing black people (especially women) into their arguments all the time. like i don’t give a shit what you’re arguing, i wish yall would genuinely leave us out of it unless you’re trying to advocate for us. it’s a bit irritating when im just trying to read or listen to someone and boom they go “well thats like when BLACK PEOPLE-“ wrap it up, i beg. please talk about anyone else lol 😭😭

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride