Ms. April Daniels

if it's terminal im just gonna say fuck it and become a porn star

Walk Like No One Is Driving

extremely funny when students get really into some harmless "vintage" activity to the point of absurdity. right now it's hacky sack, which is not something i ever thought i would see my students playing en masse. and yet here they are organizing competitive hacky sack teams. taking over any space they can to kick a hacky sack around. i had to chase a group to morning assembly today because they were busy playing hacky sack. just saw one of my students sending an email that said "stop adding randos to our team they're the worst sackers." 2026 year of the hacky sack ig

apparently stores are running out of hacky sacks. their voracity for hacky sack is outpacing the supply chain. beautiful hacky sack world

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

ACCURATE :D

if i was in charge of star trek i would cut 60% of the special effects budget and put that money into spec bio. no more epic space battles we are spending the episode hanging out with bajoran marine biologists

This would be so cool.

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong