"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"
"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"
"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."
"Nobody's there?"
"Nobody's not there!"
"So everyone's there?"
"Everybody but nobody!"
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"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"
"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"
"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."
"Nobody's there?"
"Nobody's not there!"
"So everyone's there?"
"Everybody but nobody!"

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if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope
Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.
Why is this back on my dash in 2018
Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018
opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

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this is how argentina's legacy ends not with a whimper but with a big loud funny bang
tonight we will be dining on my finest china
kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017
the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going
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someone should have sex
not it
#can someone please explain the origins of the ‘CELIBACY’ boy band gif to me? #I have yet to figure them out via @platypusparfait
so the original clip is when BTS was on james corden's show, and even the interview itself is so funny bc like one day before they came on his show, corden made fun of BTS fans and essentially said they're all ~dumb teenage girls~ and therefore their opinions don't matter, and obviously the fans did their usual thing on social media and nobody cared because it's james corden
BTS comes on the show the next day, they immediately bring it up and call him out on it, they obviously all hate his ass (and they never come on his show again), corden's making excuses for himself and avoiding accountability and being like "poor me i'm the real victim here!!!!!" and one of them literally responds to that by interrupting him and saying "we accept your apology :)"
after that, someone made this tiktok (and i saved it bc it makes me cry laugh every time):
and then someone used that tiktok to make the gif, and as far as i can tell, the first ever use of the gif was on the celibacy sweep tumblr poll:
daily affirmations:
I am not a jinx to the team I am rooting for
I am allowed to watch a game because my viewership will not alter the outcome of the game
I am but a drop in the bucket and the world is not affected by me watching a game
The score did not change because you looked at it funny
She's ghostin you but shes goblin me
oh my fucking god

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oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads