born on the waves of the FM radio

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

fuck like a green onion

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

Jude essentially said “babe hold my cloak” and then summoned his Grace, wielded the pinnacle blade, took out dozens of witnesses, held off hector without injuring him, got ahold of the godfire blade, and stabbed the necromancer with the godfire blade, all while choosing to put absolute faith in his heart’s true north rather than giving up when faced with the fact that everything he believed in was a lie.. absolutely legendary nothing but respect for my keeper of the word that’s what I call a god tier character arc

all for the game is a not a book series it's a mental illness

My spine is sooo flimsy when it comes to the oresteia btw I'll read agamemnon's pov and be like so sad he had to kill iphigenia it was her or 100s of others and he hated every second of it and then I'll read clytemnestra's pov and be like soo true girl he killed your kid and brought home a sex slave he deserves to die and then I'll read electra's pov and be like SO real bestie kill your abusive mom with your brother yall earned that and then I'll read orestes' pov and he's just like ahhhh the terrors.....‼️

nothing more embarrassing than holding a blonde man dear in your thoughts. you were supposed to be the enemy.

when James Baldwin said I can’t be a pessimist because I’m alive

when James Baldwin said to be a pessimist means that you have agreed that human life is an academic matter. So I am forced to be an optimist. I am forced to believe that we can survive whatever we must survive.

All for the game series worldbuilding boldly asserting that the top four collegiate teams in this coed ultimate frisbee-racquetball-lacrosse hybrid that is also universally and internationally popular btw are 1) EVIL GOTH YAKUZA-RUN organized crime team run out of a horrifying labirynth of human rights abuses in fuckinggggg Charleston West Virginia whose starting lineup are all international human trafficking victims 2) not-clemson-for-copyright-reasons, a team that exclusively recruits world-class athletes of this definitely expensive boutique sport from broken homes. 3) anachronistically-woke ultra gay team who has unlocked therapy-speak, groupchats, emojis, nonbinary people, and boba tea technologies in 2006 because of their good sportsmanship and 4) Pennsylvania State University (we are)