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if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite
Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed
this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.
try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.
there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.
also note this is a PARASITIC infection. most diarrhea-causing pathogens you expect to contaminate your greens are bacteria (e.g. e. coli and salmonella), which are a different domain of organism altogether. cyclospora is a protozoan, which is bigger and more complicated than a bacteria (for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan). bacterial diarrhea can be dangerous, but you might also expect to weather it and survive unscathed. do NOT fuck with PARASITIC contamination. you should be scared of this one!
#idk anything abt cyclospora but i do NOT trust a parasitw
respectfully, this is a very classic case of "people on Tumblr who self-admittedly don't know anything about the etiology or pathophysiology of a foodborne outbreak saying confidently incorrect things in a fear-mongering way." this reblog is going around on a post with thousands of notes and unnecessarily scaring and misinforming possibly hundreds or thousands of people.
cyclospora cayetanensis generally causes:
self-limiting^1 explosive/watery diarrhea & associated cramping/nausea/fatigue/weight loss
sometimes low-grade fever, vomiting, body aches, and other flu-like symptoms
^1 this means the infection will ultimately resolve itself, even without treatment
if left untreated, the course of the infection may last a few days up to a month or longer. it can often follow a relapsing course, wherein the person recovers for a period before experiencing another bout of the illness (e.g. in the more prolonged infections). in the large majority of cases where an immunocompetent person is infected, they will recover without any complications. as with any infectious disease, immunocompromised people are at higher risk and should follow more stringent avoidance precautions + seek treatment more urgently if ill.
incubation period ranges from 2 days to 2 weeks; if you come down with symptoms after eating fresh fruits or veggies/drinking contaminated water (or suspecting that cross-contamination with fresh fruits/vegetables/water has occurred), you should see a provider and get an O&P done to check your stool for evidence of the parasite. it can be treated with the medication TMP-SMX to shorten the course of the illness.
the "for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan" line as an attempt to provide context or reference point for how afraid people should be is uninformed fearmongering. this line is like if i said "be careful not to come down with a case of bacterial food poisoning--for reference, the black plague is also caused by bacteria!" it is completely nonsensical to imply that this organism is going to leave the average person reading the reblog surviving 'scathed,' as it were, or even not surviving at all, simply because there's another, different single-celled eukaryote that happens to cause malaria. you could have people going to their doctors afraid that they have something like malaria over what ultimately generally amounts to a treatable stomach flu.
and implying that cyclospora cayetanensis is inherently worse or more likely to be lethal than a bacterial infection, simply because it's "bigger and more complicated," is equally out of touch with the realities of bacterial infection. viewing bacterial food poisoning as "dangerous, but something you can expect to weather and survive unscathed" while seeing all parasitic infections as automatically akin to malaria is, quite simply, the result of having heard less about parasitic infections, and automatically assuming that the thing you (think you) know less about is scarier and worse by dint of being unfamiliar. go read about hemolytic uremic syndrome in addition to the above-linked articles on cyclospora, and then think about if e. coli should be de facto implicitly framed as no big deal compared to any given parasitic infection.
ultimately, as you said, you don't know anything about cyclospora. you just presumably live in a country that does not experience very many parasitic outbreaks, view parasites as "those scary mysterious things that only happen Elsewhere, to Other People, like Malaria...", and consequently, feel comfortable confidently asserting fearful assumptions as if they were useful education. and, like, i am ultimately sympathetic to attempts to help provide information for other people, but it is exhausting to see confident misinformation circulating every single time there's an outbreak mentioned on tumblr. and i wish people would do more thoughtful research before scaring themselves and others. there is an entire internet full of sources in both medical and plain language at all of our fingertips.
my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!
like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao
actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao
this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator
Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"
Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.
Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.
Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.
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Hey hey, as a librarian, can I just say don’t pace yourself at the library. I get a lot of customers saying “oh I shouldn’t get too many books out at once” but like you should!!!! Max out your card, take everything we have on a subject you’re interested in, make a book fort in your home. We love that shit! It doesn’t matter if you read them or not; just take them for an adventure and bring them back whenever they’re due!
For public libraries, one of the ways we secure funding year to year is lending. Governments don’t want to fund more books if they’re not being used and the way we measure use is by issues. Regardless of whether you read it or not, whether you have it for a day or a month, if you issue it to your library card, we get the stats! It makes the library look good!
Help your local library; get books out even if you know you can’t read them all!
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"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
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guy named brett at the gym: whew I'm really working up a brett
Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart
These taste like an abstract concept. Summer Vacation flavored. Yankee Candle ass cookie.
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This skit absolutely slaps forever but I have to tell you guys the secret.
The weird Oreos don’t sell… but the weird Oreos just being around and visible make people buy more regular Oreos.
That’s why.
The weird Oreos DO sell, but my housemate is the one buying them all
I think they add an important element of randomness to the environment. My father in law bought 6 or 7 boxes of the Selena Gomez Oreos so he could set a Selena Gomez Oreo alarm to go off mid workday and then say to his coworkers, "Oh, my Selena Gomez Oreo alarm is going off!" and unearth from his locker his 6 or 7 boxes of Selena Gomez Oreos so he and his coworkers could distribute them around the neonatal ICU ward where they work. He said it livened up an otherwise extremely dreary day.