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they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy

Dude that’s pretty orange cat behavior of you

Adding “Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists” to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.

People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate

Only children in the notes are so mad you'd think I asked them to share or something

i hate living in a flat bc it’s like i get home at the end of the day and ur telling me i have to walk up STAIRS to get to my HOUSE THAT IS BASICALLY ONE ROOM. i’m tired and i’m gonna jump you. i shouldn’t have to deal with stairs in this situation. i’m gonna kill you actually

@macaronimaiden

I … I need a moment.

I love this actually

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

cant believe it's 31st january already. whats next, the rest of the year? i think the fuck not

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

I'm sorry I can't read that book you recommended. Yeah, no, it's just that beginning something new that I don't know if I'm in the mood for is to me what plastic bags are to horses and if you play 30 seconds of an unfamiliar audiobook I WILL spook and break two of my legs.

mutuals introduce me to your local ecosystem. I won't be invasive. I'll be very chill about it