life is scary but you can only make it better

everybody around me saying “really? You wanna do housekeeping/custodial work??” as if it’s the worst thing in the world, but my last cleaning job was the best, and it was the office job where I was sitting at a desk all day answering phones that made me want to die

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

Wait what the fuck

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

tragedy is when a man has so much failwife potential & yet gets assigned suave dom by the fandom and isn't allowed to be anything else. chin up king your loser energy is seen and appreciated. by me

Imma need y'all raw doggers to tell me what your prescriptions are. My right eye is significantly worse than my left so it's disorienting to have one eye be half assed and the other eye assless. Do y'all have even, half assed eyes? Or quarter ass eyes? Do your eyes share ass amounts?!

You guys realize this means we ALL have to vote now. No "don't wanna vote biden" excuses now- if we don't vote our rights are going to be taken away.

kamala harris is electable. more so than joe biden. yes this country is racist and sexist. and kamala harris IS still very fucking electable. "she's a cop" yeah! everyone who serves as president of the united states fucking sucks lmao. but yk what?? she can beat trump. she doesnt wholly embrace fascist policy. she generally aligns with a lot of important issues-- abortion, the green new deal, lgbtq+ rights, fact-based public education-- and that buys us time to organize our communities, to improve safeguards and community care and uproot the fascism taking hold without a fully fascist president breathing down our necks. "the democrats suck too" yup they really do!! and yet i still prefer that to the gop's wholehearted embrace of true fascism, of overturning free and fair elections and shifting power to unelected federal judges. so!! enough of the hand wringing please!! we need to buy some fucking time so yes kamala harris will need to win and yes she is very capable of winning there is strategy there, there is money there, and the american people above all rn want someone who isnt decaying into the literal ground thank you that is all.

it always always makes me laugh to swap definite and indefinite articles

Ugh it's so hot today, I'm sweating like the pig

W-woah there! You scared a bejesus out of me!

yeah okay ill reblog that