I want you safe

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

I need to tell you, the sound is VERY important, and the final frame of the video is 👌👌👌.

The sounds are excited but quiet bird-peeping and the jingling of the ball, unmute recommended.

what they don’t tell you is you have to be so so careful when you listen to music because sometimes ☝️ it will reflect your experiences

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

The derry girls would’ve killed pennywise with hammers I’ll tell you that much

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

I would argue that palms being, like, botanically not trees is no reason they couldn't be trees in spirit enough for there to be a palm tree Ent. This is Tolkien, we're relying on vibes not scientific rigor.

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous