Half-time World Ruler (in crisis)

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny

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we ran out of devotion that corrupts. would you guys be cool with devotion thats a little annoying to everyone

I like the fact that the two most well-known uses for lithium are treating people who are bipolar, and making batteries, which are also bipolar but in a completely different way.

whoever came up with rhytmn games was a genius. what if we took music and gave it gameplay. no notes 10/10.

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on

guy trying to sell me a spear: Are you absolutely SURE you wouldn't touch that man with a ten foot pole? 🤔