radioactive faggotry

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Some of the 2010s-era Loki stans were annoying but some of them were very justified. They put Tom Hiddleston in handcuffs and a muzzle. Then they put him in chains and a collar. Then they had him look waifishly sad in a prison cell. Then they put him in handcuffs again. Then they chained him up again. Where else were teenage girls going to see that.

phone in bed can range from comforting to mundane but phone in parked car will have you feeling like you've never done anything right in your entire life

Phm from Adrian's perspective is just what if you were Penelope and Odysseus came home but he also brought a jellyfish and keeps begging you to build a fish tank for the jellyfish and make jellyfish food for the jellyfish and youre an ancient Greek whos never seen a jellyfish and you cant even comprehend how your going to do it but youre going to because if you dont Odysseus may kill himself. And also the jellyfish can do like. Witchcraft.

Unsure how people could think Taylor's a bad lyricist when she literally wrote "I'm lost without a compass / when i can't smell your balls / your balls are like a compass to my nose"