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Andulka

Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Peter Solarz
$LAYYYTER

Janaina Medeiros
Cosmic Funnies

shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON

JBB: An Artblog!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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defending the cringe pop culture attempts at slang in tvl by proposing it’ll be a nice time capsule 25 years from now when we’re rewatching and i turn to my partner and say Babe aww they just said “Cheugy” remember that 2 month span where people said that? oh look they said Labubu remember that singular month when people were buying those? and the life-size scarecrow in bed next to me that i’ve stitched to look like hudson williams doesn’t say anything because its mouth is fabric
“War, famine, pestilence, and death. Astrophage is literally the apocalypse. The Hail Mary is all we have now. I’ll make any sacrifice to give it even the tiniest additional chance of success.” – Eva Stratt, page 431
PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. by Christopher Miller & Phil Lord
go watch project hail mary NOW!!
all i want is a kiss like ONE really good movie-level kiss !!!!! THATS IT i don’t think i’m asking for too much here !!!!!!

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Characters who are like “let’s run away together let’s get away from all this” when it’s already too late!!!!!!!
hey girl
I just got on the elevator with Maggie and some other guy I've never seen before in my entire life. None of us said anything getting on but he hit my floor button and then his. He just knew what floor we were going to. With such confidence. Said not a word.
ohhhhhhh
what is your favorite line from louis and armand's fight
I'M SORRYYYY (big fat grin)
YOU'RE BORING! YOU are SO BORING! colorless! flavorless! dull! dull!
suffocation by the world's softest, beigest pillow
what does it mean tonight? is he gonna lick my boots or chop my hands off?
tt's so hard to be me! it's so hard to kill humans! everyone i know wronged me!
picking LINT off the SOFA????
i'm the vampire armand and my daddy vampire groomed me into a LITTLE BITCH!
MY BROTHER, HE TOSSED HIMSELF OFF A ROOF! MY SISTER, SHE BURIED ME ALIVE!
my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn't look at me kindly
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THE NAME! the name, unuttered in our home for 23 years, said over and over again
We should piss on the poor
How dare you say that reading comprehension on this site is piss poor

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proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...
like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear
I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.
Okay,I just want to share the super cool fucking site I found
Ever wanted to exercise more, but didn’t know how/didn’t have a plan/were overwhelmed by the insane number of choices online/no money?
Look at darebee. All of their workout plans are FREE, come with timers and checkboxes right on the page, and even better, ARE OFTEN RPG THEMED so you can fucking role play while you exercise wtff (and yes, the story and the workout changes with your choices)
They have programs for if you only want to do seated exercises, programs if you don’t want to get on the floor, and programs for ALL levels of fitness, including injury recovery.
Plus, if like me, you get anxious about making sure you’re doing it right, they have a full free library of videos for each exercise.
AND ALL THIS SHIT IS NOT JUSTS FREE, IT'S AD-FREE
Go forth and defeat your enemies
No lie, I am on day 5 of this and it’s a game changer.
Psych (2006 - 2014)
DOCTOR WHO | 15.02
well

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got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home
He is, however, in the mafia