✨ who wants a normal life anyway

ooh thank god

ive caught myself speaking in 3s like rocky (good good good, etc) irl multiple times and often and idk if thats something i already do but didnt pay attention to until now or if rocky is actually rubbing his nasty carapace off on me

i started doing the "question" thing if that makes you feel less alone

it is literally so addicting its like tone tags if they were awesome, observation

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

ai fatigue

I cant even go and see some street food trucks without their damn menus having AI images on it. you have a camera. take photos of your goddamn food. I would rather see a photo of the most weirdly lit burger than the fake monstrosity you're showing me.

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

“this fic will have only ten chapters” and other lies writers tell themselves

“this is a one shot, I swear” the infamous sequel

and the third part: “i won’t start writing this, I have to finish other things first”

“I can finish writing this” the fanfic no one asked for.

“I swear, that’s really the final chapter count.”

“i’m going to get this done and post it by tomorrow”

“I’m totally not going to start writing a new fanfic before I’ve finished the last one,” says the person who is now writing four.

“I’m totally in the zone to write this one fic. I can finish it in two days.” Muse is gone by then

“I have the last 20,000 words outlined, I just need to sit down and write them.”