dreamscape

I saw this post recently that implied that “kink is playing toys” and “kink always has wider, social and cultural implications” are like, opposing statements. I think that’s so wild. like, have you ever heard of Cowboys and Indians? Cops and robbers? “Little boys”, beaten for playing dolls? “Little girls” forced to stay in and clean up after their brothers playing outside? In what universe is playing toys not deeply implicated in. Everything??? This isn’t even an argument about harm in kink this is like a very basic observation about the nature of play.

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

2026 will be the year of cabbage. cabbage will make her comeback. she will be all the rage, the hot trend. sauerkraut coleslaw kimchi are just the start. cabbage rolls. cabbage on every burger. cabbage on your toast. fried cabbage patties. i’m callin it nowwww folks

outfits for immanentizing the eschaton

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

academic writing these days is always like “be/longing” “re-membering” “(under)standing”

Wish you guys treated release of information about Epstein more like what it is which is details on a pedophile trafficking ring and not like, meme of the week drops