Honestly, it was like the baby was conspiring with me.
I had done an amazing job hiding how I felt the last few months. She'd told me so many times her greatest fear was getting pregnant, only for one guy poking holes in the condom to make that nightmare a reality.
She'd sobbed in my arms that she didn't want it, but hadn't realized what was happening to her until it was too late. I'd had my suspicions, but kept them to myself. It's rude to just accuse someone of looking pregnant, after all, even if it could have made them take a test in time to not have to endure childbirth.
Alas for her, she did. Her belly kept swelling, just getting more and more beautiful. Basically relying on me to be her birth plan, setting up everything needed to give up the baby. Just had to drive her to the hospital when the day came.
I knew she was in labor, of course, but once again, she was in denial. I was so excited as contractions got closer and closer, down to about six or seven minutes apart when her waters broke. It was very serious, I could tell. She went to change her pants and sweatpants, by the time she came back they were five minutes apart, had had three more contractions as she got changed.
We piled into the car, pulled out... And before long, got stuck in traffic. It was a dead stop at the beginning of rush hour, I was so happy.
I sat in the car, listening to my friend whimpering, moaning, panting, crying out through increasingly painful contractions. Then her eyes went wide. "Sh-shit... I think I need to push..."
The words hit me like a truck, even as she followed with "I can't push, I can't give birth here! Not like this!" I leaned back in my seat. "Sure you can. It sounds like you have to. Here... Get those sweatpants down, the panties too. Make space. You're about to be a momma..."
Another contraction came, her whole body tensed, and I ached for her. She was so beautiful in this state, and even worse, I could see she was pushing without meaning to. "That's right... Just like that. You can feel it moving down, huh?" I asked, undoing my own pants, making space for myself, off hand finding its way between my legs.
She nodded, sweating, hair a mess, clearly scared and overwhelmed. Giving into my urging, she tugged down her clothes, leaving her swollen pussy exposed. I helped her lean the seat back as well, to get more comfortable.
"you're going to have a baby in this car... You're about to give birth, it's happening right now!" She let out a little sob. "No, no I don't want a baby, don't want to be a mom... I can't have it in the car like this, I... Mngh... F-fuck!!!"
Another big push, and I couldn't help myself. The cars around us stayed completely still, and I began to shamelessly masturbate as my beautiful friend started to deliver her unwanted burden. "It's... Moving... Down!" She forced through grit teeth, unable to fight the commands of her body.
"keep going, keep going..." I panted. "Tell me how it feels, don't stop..." Pleasure surged as she managed "Opening up... So low... Hurts! I hate this!"
I nodded, gasping out "good, it's supposed to hurt, you're supposed to hate it..." A few pants as her contraction released... Then a gasp.
"Are you... Masturbating?! As I give birth?!" I nodded. There would be concequences, but I didn't care. "You're too sexy right now for me not to. You're perfect like this, I'm so lucky you're having it right next to me."
She shook her head. "I can't... That's so fucked up, stop, I can't... Oh... Mngh... N-no, no, stop! I can't have my baby while you- NGH! MNGHHHH!!!"
Any concept of choice was gone. I reached over, between her legs, and felt her as she began to bulge. I let out a lustful moan, cupping her as her lips began to spread. "Crowning, crowning, keep going... His baby is coming out... You're gonna be a mommy for Him!"
She sobbed, but pushed like she was meant to. The head crowned her more, more... Then sprayed into my hand fully as I came, hard. "Fuck! Just birthed... The whole head!" I grunted, a mess spreading as orgasm took me.
I came back to my friend panting, gulping in air between sobs, hand between her legs. "Gods... It's a baby... It's a whole baby... I can't do this, I can't really have a baby..." I just reached over, patted her leg. "I know. I know, you're so overwhelmed. But you have to. One more big push, ok? Just get those shoulders out and you'll be done... We'll go to the hospital, and you'll be ok..."
She nodded, refusing to look at me. It's ok, we were old friends. I knew she'd forgive me, eventually. Her belly squeezed down again, a deep, primal moan of effort radiating through her, devolving into a desperate grunt... Her legs shifting, crotch bulging... And just like that, dripping wet newborn skin quickly slid out of her most intimate place, into the world, where it began to cry.
I had a small aftershock hearing the baby slither out of my beautiful friend. Then rubbed her leg again. "There you go... It's out... It's over. You're a mommy now... The baby is out and we're gonna give it up... But you birthed it. Made it. You're a mom, and I'm so proud of you..."
My friend looked at the baby. The cord, connecting them. She sat there in silence, staring, taking a moment to deliver the placenta as we got close to the hospital. I finally dressed myself properly again as we pulled up to the doors, knowing it was my job to bring it in...