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does anyone feel like they want to be punished just so they would stop feeling like they are about to be punished for something. like then at least it would be over. or is it just me

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

bought a zucchini and the clerk trying to key it in was like I’m so sorry can you tell me what this is. brother never be sorry for having an inquisitive mind

i think my love for the “died and came back wrong” trope in media is that it feels like a very accurate representation of severe trauma where you are alive now, but you died once and you came back and you came back so different that you aren’t anymore. you’re something else.

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

and it does

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

take me to snurch (snail church)

happy 10 years to snurch

oh do not do this to me

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?