✵fëanorian defense lawyer ✵

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

What the fuck is radiation. "Hey there's this invisible force with the magical power to move every single molecule in your body a little bit to the left. Consequently you shit blood and die."

when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet

there is a fox monk statue down in my schools cellar and it has bright pink and blue eyeliner drawn on

i think americans should have to put a banner above their post that says U.S. CENTRIC ADVICE/INFORMATION. i think political posts should clarify that they are giving protest/societal/class information relevant only to the USA i think i would like to stop getting halfway through a post with really good information and then realising it is not widespread advice and is only applicable in the united states of america

what the FUCK is going on right now. what is going on

this post is so funny because it has over 10k notes and no context but all you have to do is look at the time stamp to know exactly what the context is

huge myth that complaining a lot means youre not resilient. every time i bitch and moan my will gets stronger

If I was interviewing Louis de pointe du lac I would ask him nice questions like what's your favorite color and are you enjoying the weather this summer I would not make him cry and ruin his marriage like Daniel

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly