✵fëanorian defense lawyer ✵

can you guys please be for real it's because that number has the most zeroes and you guys associate 0 with holes and therefore fuckable holes. it is not only not absurd (and you guys are obnoxious for thinking it is absurd or unique) but also boring.

yeah you posers will Literally say hear me out and then show a picture of a conventionally attractive six digit verification code

yeah sure whatever

the problem with winter is that its winter every day but the problem with summer is that its summer all day

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

when the fanartist draws ur ship growing old together but you lowkey envisioned them as dying tragically at 27 after a 5 year substance abuse spiral 😭😭😭

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.