✵fëanorian defense lawyer ✵

everything is about The Character except The Character who is about grief

i have tested positive for tzatziki

I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America

can’t make a “the age of gondolin is collapsing” joke because like. that’s pretty much what turgon says in the book

I can't believe you would call him a misogynist just because of his overt contempt for women. And what else? Constantly calling women bitches? But he literally has a few cool girls he approves of. For now.

happens

previously unseen genders in human history

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

ok well maybe her little finger is really cozy and honestly there are worse places to be wrapped around. did you ever think about that

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

Oh to be a little orange cat curled up safely in a dragons tail.