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This sucks so bad I need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] walk around a corn maze

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takenbtwind

I loooove Thara Celehar’s letter about his investigation in The Goblin Emperor

“So yeah I just got a job with the airship company in Amalo so I could investigate discreetly which I’m sure is a very normal place to start (and also the factory conditions are bad fuck capitalism) and through my active listening skills I got initiated into a cult and solved the murder (have I mentioned you need to be thinking of the common man they are suffering) sincerely Thara Celehar"

Love this guy. I would read a whole book about him solving things. Three books, even

vulpeculi4r

Celebrimbor design?? Perhaps???

wordswithimages

remanence-of-love

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rimonoroni2

we need more fics exploring how luke’s aunt was implicitly a retired anti-slavery revolutionary. that’d be interesting to explore i think

rimonoroni2

luke is talking to leia some time post trilogy and he’s like yeah when i was little we used to put up these random twi’lek women in the guest room in the middle of the night every so often and after they’d arrive my aunt would stand outside with a rifle for a while. also owen taught me to always shoot bounty hunters on the property first and ask questions later. i have no idea what all of that’s about. and leia just stares at him for a long while before hes like w. wait a minute… ohhhhhh

eflatminorseven

thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

zimtkrieg

schofielded

schrödinger's mitch mcconnell??

schofielded

(I believe a rough English translation would be “the inserted ö is my highlight/favorite part”)

Okay okay so for context for this. I typed it out in my laptop. I couldn’t remember how to get the ö on my keyboard, so I looked it up and copied it from the first result and then pasted it, and I did not notice the ö was bold before posting but now it’s just part of the bit

carolsturka

actors STOP getting BOTOX it is your literal JOB to move that FOREHEAD

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qin-shi-huang-di

blocked blocked blocked blocked!

none of you possesses the mandate of heaven!

king-sejong-the-great

Blocks. . . as in BRONZE blocks!?

As in BLOCKS of moveable type!?

Brilliant! Such a technology would allow books to be reproduced en masse, without the need for laboriously reproducing books by hand! This would greatly increase the number of copies of books that we could create, as well as greatly reduce the incidence of copying errors!

OH! And if my new alphabetic syllabary takes off, then instead of hundreds of blocks for different ideograms, a case of printing blocks could include dozens of copies of each letter, thus allowing for more rapid deployment and a much more efficient storage of the printing blocks!

This could lead to a literacy revolution! We could mass produce texts for the common people! Everyone, not just the elite scholars, could study the works of the great Confucianist masters, thus increasing loyalty, filial piety, and virtuous behavior!

Brilliant!

qin-shi-huang-di

DELETE YOUR BLOG

king-sejong-the-great

Of course! Anything for the illustrious First Emperor of the Middle Kingdoms!

king-sejong-the-great

Update: I have consulted the court historians, and they have told me that it is not possible for me to delete official government records, and that my request to do so will be added to the sillok.

qin-shi-huang-di

ABDICATE!!!!

qin-shi-huang-di

FIRST KILL ALL THE COURT HISTORIANS AND THEN FUCKING ABDICATE

qin-shi-huang-di

AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I AM NOT THE FIRS T EMPEROR OF THE '"MIDDLE KINGDOMS"" I AM THE FIRST EMPEROR PREIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE GLORIOUS PROGENITOR THE FIRST OF THE FIRST A GOD AMONGST MEN I INVENTED THE FUCKING JOB THERE IS NONE BEFORE ME AND NONE WHO CAN MATCH ME I AM HEAVEN'S SPEACIAL BOY!!!!!!!!!!

king-sejong-the-great

Oh dear! I have addressed the First Emperor by an improper title! Such shame! Such an embarrassing gaffe! I shall ask the royal scholars to make the subject of my next royal lecture the proper forms of address in the Qin courts.

As for the other matter, I shall consult with the Jip Hanjeon for their advice in this matter.

king-sejong-the-great

After consulting with the great minds of my kingdom, it has been decided that committing mass murder of the court historians and fleeing the castle is not in line with the teachings of Confucius, and does not adhere to the concepts of benevolent governance.

superdaisypowerhour

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

processes

minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)

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nosimpincurly

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

madgirlscosm-deactivated2025102

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet

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sermna

???

faemorrigan

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

faemorrigan

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

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