✵fëanorian defense lawyer ✵

J RR Tolkien was skilled at a great many things, and one of those just happened to be writing a prolific amount of bootyshorts-able quotes

I want to acknowledge that not one person has tried to justify “Does Your Mother Know” as having any relevance to the plot because it truly could be cut and have no impact on the rest of the movie, but it’s there because it’s fun and Christine Baranski has the range

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

Yep, because baby formula is one of the most shoplifted things in America. Which should ALSO radicalize you.

Or... We stop shoplifting? 🤔 Are we demonizing acts to stop crimes now?

ill tear your head off your shoulders you dumb fuck

I'm all for radicalization like the government and society are fucked. But they put baby formula in locked cases because it is used to make meth. The store does this to keep an eye out if someone is buying way too much. Like waaaaay too much.