DEMON OF SODOM

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

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The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

as annoying and harmful as tiktok is i gotta hand it to them, they have a unique pvp system

It just keeps going

why is this tagged mature content

You know how we on Tumblr play with images like dolls Tiktok is doing that with videos and I appreciate that.

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

congrats to all the cradle-Catholic queer people (including everyone who's lapsed/don't really consider yourselves Catholic anymore) who are now suddenly more Catholic than the weirdos who think women wearing pants is an affront to God 🥳🎉

also. feels incredibly funny to know that my gay marriage can be blessed by the Church if i wanted but these fuckers' marriages are invalid. how do you freaks like it now?

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

Cosmic horror is Big. Gothic horror is Old. Folk horror is Nearby.

Most unintentionally hilarious people on earth are the guys who go on the internet to say "soon they'll have hyperrealistic female robots and then it will be over for women" and think they cooked. Oh no. You're telling me the kind of misogynists who want an obedient maid/sexbot will never talk to me or look at me again? The horror. Whatever shall we do. Please don't throw me into the briar patch