DEMON OF SODOM

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

like yeah shit is ass when it's done badly congrats that applies to everything

"too many lamps" "that zipline wouldn't work" "these stormtroopers can't shoot" is better than "this trans woman doesn't look and act like Sigourney Weaver in Alien" "this story contains bad people" "these characters are experiencing too much racial harmony" all day

noticing a lot of transmascs in the reblogs agreeing with this addition. wonder what highly specific and taboo complaint therein might be familiar to and silently shared by transmascs specifically

"silently"?

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

u make roughly 50k a year and ppl start talking at you like ur elon musk on here

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

i should be allowed to kill people based on how they talk about lesbians

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.