Jaming

i use libre office, CANVA DOCS FOR SOME REASON, notepad sometimes, n google docs so i'll just choose other

Usually I actually use my actual physical notebook an' a pencil! But also Microsoft Word!

A .txt file.

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

Pulling the plug

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

Hamlet by William Shakespeare

I love how literally everybody clocked Mickey’s dick smasher. Like every playthrough

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

For anybody curious, it was PSHAW

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

Every time I have to use the washer and drier I thank whichever engineer was smart enough to make them open towards each other

I’m not saying I think it would be morally good for somebody to die. I am saying, though, that the world would overall be a much healthier place if like 2 dozen very specific people weren’t in it.

thinking about diatoms again

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

thank you op, this post gave me such reality whiplash that I had to go read the wikipedia for diatoms and now I have Learned Things :D

hooray!!! let’s all Learn Things every day [:

Everybody hold my hand we’re going to be learning about fordite today. And dallol.

Ahh a deep cut.

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

hm, i guess i should go try today's wordle

I DID TODAYS WORLDW AND IA M VIOLENT

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

I feel like nausea is like a baby crying. Like you can’t just do that use your words bro

we asked 100 nonbinary people what the

we asked

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

i need to do something rq

oh fuck off

THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING WORD