part-time soulmate, full-time problem

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

I could have made that cake

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

Dump your boyfriend and master the art of sudoku instead

fine i'll do it myself. make me the gaffer. i'll light the damn shows

and i don't want to hear ever again that assault (in any way) accusations can ruin a man's career

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

This is killing me

it's wild how lack of willingness to show large amounts of your naked body in public is conflated with a discomfort or insecurity about said body. like obviously if people are motivated by those things that's also fine but it's like. "if you like your body you should want to wear as small a swimsuit as possible; the only reason to get """modest""" swimwear is if you're insecure or have religious motivations" so it's weird feeling like nah my body is awesome I just don't want every rando at the municipal pool to have visual access to it? lol. how I feel about my body is unrelated to whether strangers have a right to view it

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me