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i dont care if mondays blue. tuesday coo and wednesday coo. thursday yea im gonna coo it's friday im a dove

*epic bird noises*

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

choosing to allocate spoons to hanging out and having a good time at the cost of perfectly completing all your work is not a failing it is in fact an act of survival. “too sick to work = too sick to play” is in fact ableist bullshit that you don’t have to buy into. and the fact that leisure time is treated like a privilege is a fucking travesty

'was the grink there?' energy

People these days just posting inside jokes inside the whole damn internet

ugly neoprene foam plastic tacky mobility aids are a form of disability oppression. to me

does anyone know if we have fun tomorrow?

we've got abysmal dogshit tomorrow

asunder gotta be one of the top five ways to be torn

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair

Always reblog flash debate

on it boss

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

also worth noting is that the "are you happy" is the correct gender

official linguistics post