Zocomi

kind of love that the entire internet is under the impression that tumblr is dead. it’s like being part of a secret society

if u ever feel bad remember that actually u deserve it and then ull feel worse

It's a Mommy's duty to teach her sweet princess how to kiss. I wouldn't want you to feel embarrassed when you try it out with your future partner. But it'll feel way better with Mommy, you know. I'll teach you how to kiss with tongue while touching yourself and I'll even touch your sensitive nipples so you feel extra good. Kissing leads to sex, and it's a Mommy's duty to teach you how to have sex, y'know?~ I'll touch your sensitive areas and you can touch Mommy's. Feel how wet Mommy's cunt is and how good everything feels?~ You can even put your fingers inside me, but once I bring out my strap, I'll be sure to teach you how to take it like a good princess. We can do this all the time until you have enough experience, sweetie!~

It's a Mommy's duty to teach her sweet princess how to kiss. I wouldn't want you to feel embarrassed when you try it out with your future partner. But it'll feel way better with Mommy, you know. I'll teach you how to kiss with tongue while touching yourself and I'll even touch your sensitive nipples so you feel extra good. Kissing leads to sex, and it's a Mommy's duty to teach you how to have sex, y'know?~ I'll touch your sensitive areas and you can touch Mommy's. Feel how wet Mommy's cunt is and how good everything feels?~ You can even put your fingers inside me, but once I bring out my strap, I'll be sure to teach you how to take it like a good princess. We can do this all the time until you have enough experience, sweetie!~

well the thing is i am literally incorruptible, my soul is indomitable and temptation may never sway me.

stop looking at my fangs.

stop posting about your badly behaved dog i mean husband online if you’re going to get upset with the people telling you he’s a bite risk. “look at what my husband packed me for my lunch” and it’s the most insulting low effort assortment of snacks you’ve ever seen accompanied with a note that says “i see you as subhuman”. “ugh guys stop telling me my husband doesn’t respect me you’re not the ones in the relationship you don’t know what he’s really like” yes i do and i think you should have him put down.

it's so unfair that between your upper thighs is genuinely, non-sexually one of the best places to put your hand but you look like a creep while you do it

Your teacher’s a war criminal?

Well, he was a Vietnam vet so... Probably?

It’s so fucking irritating how testosterone will irrevocably destroy your body. Your voice is damaged forever. You grow hair that takes thousands to correct. That’s not even counting the bone changes that you either can’t correct or need surgery to correct. Your life is just harder because of testosterone forever. You’re not even allowed to complain about it.

"you're safe here. we can cuddle for as long as you want. your father can't find you here" and other pickup lines to use on the scared girl that loves you

another Black trans woman was found murdered, louisiana this time, and the news is consistently misgendering her in all the reporting. her name was marlow trottie and she was only 35 and she was a woman. don’t let them erase her womanhood.

"ok but do you touch her like a woman?" is still probably one of my favorite sentiments