Zocomi

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

if you'd like to help me afford a tattoo, food, e, and cute clothes (and help me get even hotter!), you can find a very fun link in my pinned post btw ^w^

DIYHRT.market is back as valerie.vg

tumblr staff have been consistent about one thing: making death threats against trans women is not against the ToS or user guidelines. not in the sense that they just ignore reports on it, either - they have explicitly said it is not in violation and that no action will be taken, multiple times

you do not miss them btw. you miss the version of them you created in your head to which they never lived up to

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

winning at airport behavior: normal to want, possible to achieve

going on HRT is a serious decision you should make with the utmost gravity. people might think you're cool, badass even. You might find yourself happy with your life, approaching the world with newfound wisdom one way or another. It might be what you want. It might get you off. It might just be a cool story to tell people. I, myself, found the initial experience was like I had sleepwalked through a nightmare for a quarter century - and for the first time, not just the first time I could remember but actually the first time, I was awake, and the sun was shining, and the world was beautiful. So obviously all of those are risks

you can tell shinigami eyes is an effective tool because it makes transmisogynists really upset

the goddess doesn't want to search for a job, the goddess want worshippers to eat It out ;-;

The goddess should dismantle capitalism in an act of divine intervention

that sounds like work too TwT the Goddess wants a nap! and headpats!

The servants can provide headpats but will hold back snuggles and hugs until they are paid a living wage and are given paid sick days.

you all litteraly get the privilege to serve Me and admire Me all day long, what else could you possibly need?

mean to Me???? I'm gonna pout! You don't need sick days, I just take away the illness with My power, and you don't need a living wage since you don't need to eat because I made it so you can't starve to death! Like sure, you might be hungry all the time because of that, but i think we need to focus on the most important thing for now: Me!

GUARDS QUICKLY MAKE OUT SLOPPY STYLE WITH IT'S GUARDS BEFORE THEY CAN OVERWHELM US ILL GO FOR THE EMPRESS

excuse Me?? That's not how you do a revolution!

Is too! Now shush Empress we are all kissying you now ^_^

yay ^-^ kissies for me

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

i grew up playing backyard soccer on the pc as a child in the early 2000s where boys and girls would play on the same team and against each other and you're telling me that's still an unrealistic fantasy that can't happen in real life?