Gender? I Hardly Know Her!

this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class

my mind palace is not up to code

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

"What's in your pants?" A knife.

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

i dont ever wanna sound like one of those “autism is the next stage of human evolution” “autistic people are star children” weirdos i am not affiliated with them and i do not respect them. that said sometimes i do wish i lived in autism world

brought to you by me thinking possibly the most autistic thought i ever thunk, which was “it would be nice if i could make people read and sign a document before getting to know me that lets them know up front about my personality flaws and my boundaries and such.” in autism world this is the norm

Instead of discussing author identity what if we just said this is an m/m romance with body hair. And this is an m/m romance where everyone is smooth like a dolphin

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

like take the transness out of the equation, reminder that cis people also get gender dysphoria. if you heard a cis woman say she saw a woman who was so ugly it made her feel bad about herself, you wouldn't worry about whether that's "valid" you'd just think she was an asshole

but also why are people at office jobs getting free donuts more than jobs where you're actually hungry as fuck 😭😭😭 give donuts to anyone doing manual labor and the performative dieting issue will disappear immediately #truthnuke