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āHot and botheredā in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called āHome Movie: The Princess Brideā where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.
And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (iām not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus havenāt seen this yet), and then they just⦠recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.
So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:
Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someoneās face:
And itās all just delightful.
But my absolute favorite part of this thing that Iāve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing⦠is that Carey Elwes is in it.
As Prince Fucking Humperdink.
https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI
Here ya go
In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody
The part that gets me most?
Rob Reiner and his dad Carl, as the boy and his Grandpa (roles originated by Fred Savage and Peter Falk, respectively). It was RIGHT before Carl passed, and was a bittersweet comfort to remember after the loss of Rob.
āAs you wish!ā
3 days later, Carl died. Itās very sweet and heartbreaking to me. May his memory be a blessing.
Also the only person who reprised their original role was Fred Savage which is deeply hilarious to me considering he is no longer a little kid for obvious reasons XD
i really want to see u draw a flamingo
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They're lovers you honor

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people will really go "i've barely spoken to this character or interacted with them, i've never taken them in my party or done their personal quests... wHY are they so boring :(((( why can't they be INTERESTING like Character Whose Dialogue & Backstory I've Bothered to Fully Explore"
Justice for Antonio my god he really got arrested for try to save Sebastian who was really Viola while the real Sebastian was getting married to a woman who thought she was marrying Viola as Sebastian and then he cleared off with his new wife without a second thought for his boyfriend? I thought this was supposed to be a comedy mr Shakespeare
I went to my local wine shop, purchased a mid range bottle of champagne, put it on the top shelf of the fridge to chill, and will open it when it happens. And every day I open the fridge and see that bottle I will remember it might happen today, or it might not. But it will definitely happen some day.
In my fridge, in the door, is a bottle of the same bubbly my sister in law bought my spouse and me for our wedding. Itās queer branded, wrapped in a rainbow, and it is For The Occasion. Sometimes I touch the bottle and hope really, really hard.
Every time I go through the wine shop at the local fancy grocery I eyeball the champagne. Hard.
I donāt have my Bottle For The Occasion yet, but I am inspired by your excellent examples, and will go ahead and procure one.
And Iād like to add, because I am always conscious that some people do not partake of the spirits, that if you are looking for a non-alcoholic alternative to champagne that still feels fancy, Martinelliās sparkling juice is delicious and comes in very pretty bottles and looks good in a champagne flute.
and your thing doesn't have to be a drink of any kind at ALL you can have some nice thing you're waiting to crack open to celebrate when it happens, whatever totem you want. it's just nice to have a physical reminder around the house that death comes for us all you know?
"Just tell them we're Animorphs." "Tell them we're what?" "Idiot teenagers with a death wish."
THE ANIMORPHS30 ZINE IS HERE!!!
(And thanks to @gros-chat-fait for this beautiful cover art!!)
To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the series, creators of the fanbase have come together to bring you a zine of nearly 200+ pages (at which point I'm not even sure we can call it a zine anymore! The correct term at this point would be anthology!), filled with art and writing.
You can download it as a PDF here, or if you just want to view it without downloading, it's available on Canva here.
Currently I'm still working on options for getting a printed release, but self-printing is still an option! Stay tunedāthere should be a self-print mirror available shortly (I'll just need to change some links to QR codes, among other things).
Okay, I think that's all I have to say for now! Here's to thirty years!!!

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Sarah Williams, "The Old Astronomer"
Reach me down my Tycho BrahĆ©, ā I would know him when we meet, When I share my later science, sitting humbly at his feet; He may know the law of all things, yet be ignorant of how We are working to completion, working on from then to now. Pray remember that I leave you all my theory complete, Lacking only certain data for your adding, as is meet, And remember men will scorn it, ātis original and true, And the obloquy of newness may fall bitterly on you. But, my pupil, as my pupil you have learned the worth of scorn, You have laughed with me at pity, we have joyed to be forlorn, What for us are all distractions of menās fellowship and wiles; What for us the Goddess Pleasure with her meretricious smiles. You may tell that German College that their honor comes too late, But they must not waste repentance on the grizzly savantās fate. Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. What, my boy, you are not weeping? You should save your eyes for sight; You will need them, mine observer, yet for many another night. I leave none but you, my pupil, unto whom my plans are known. You āhave none but me,ā you murmur, and I āleave you quite aloneā? Well then, kiss me, ā since my mother left her blessing on my brow, There has been a something wanting in my nature until now; I can dimly comprehend it, ā that I might have been more kind, Might have cherished you more wisely, as the one I leave behind. I āhave never failed in kindnessā? No, we lived too high for strife,ā Calmest coldness was the error which has crept into our life; But your spirit is untainted, I can dedicate you still To the service of our science: you will further it? you will! There are certain calculations I should like to make with you, To be sure that your deductions will be logical and true; And remember, āPatience, Patience,ā is the watchword of a sage, Not to-day nor yet to-morrow can complete a perfect age. I have sown, like Tycho BrahĆ©, that a greater man may reap; But if none should do my reaping, ātwill disturb me in my sleep So be careful and be faithful, though, like me, you leave no name; See, my boy, that nothing turn you to the mere pursuit of fame. I must say Good-bye, my pupil, for I cannot longer speak; Draw the curtain back for Venus, ere my vision grows too weak: It is strange the pearly planet should look red as fiery Mars,ā God will mercifully guide me on my way amongst the stars.
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PHM if it were good
Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes donāt go feral like in the book.Ā Itās almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.
thereās a timeskip
THEREāS A TIMESKIP
THEREāS A TIMESKIP
THEREāS A TIMESKIP
after losing control of the signal fire thereās a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyoneās hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and theyāre still just kind of chilling!!!!
IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH
AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because
THEREāS AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING
AND A PILOTāS CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA
BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM
HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -
IT DIDNāT HAPPEN THAT WAY IN LORD OF THE FLIES EITHER YOU JUST HAVENāT READ IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IF EVER AND DONāT REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK
#tbf the dude wrote it to be a dick
yes. yes he did. iām also gonna direct you to the real life ālord of the fliesā which occured in the 1960s, when six tongan schoolboys got stranded on a desert island for over a year before being rescued by an australian fisherman (who, it should be noted, later took on all six as crewmembers because the reason they were out in the first place was because they wanted to see the world, and named his ship the Ata after the island they were stranded on). nobody died. the only injuries that occurred were accidental, and when one of the boys broke his leg falling down a cliff, the others braced it and looked after him so well that it healed perfectly. if they argued, then they would literally go to opposite sides of the island until theyād cooled off. after leaving the island, they remained friends for the rest of their lives. hereās a photo of them as adults, with their rescuer (who is third from the left) and other members of his crew.
i read about this in rutger bregmanās human kind, a book i cannot recommend highly enough, but if you donāt want to go and read a whole book about the inherent goodness of humanity (which again, you really should) then the relevant excerpt can be found here.
Hey @phillipfancypants I am intrigued, go ahead and lay out your argument
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the results are in
Okay so basically this all started in 10th grade when my English teacher (idk if this context is needed but she grew up in Yugoslavia in the ā80s before moving to the US as a teen and she has a VERY thick accent. Sheās about 6ā4ā and has huge black hair that sticks out all around her head. Sheās the human embodiment of a corvid bird. Truly such a fascinating person) anyway she was talking about Lord of the Flies in class and mentioned that a few years ago some students of hers tried to convince her that the book couldnāt have taken place during WWII and that she didnāt believe them because āthere have been no atomic bombs except during World War Twoā and an atomic bomb is referenced as the inciting factor for why the boys were flying over a deserted island in the first place.
But the thing is, if you actually look at all the throwaway historical context details in the book, there is no logical way that it could have taken place in WWII. I realized that all clues point towards an alternate timeline where the Cold War turned hot. About halfway through the book I started bookmarking any scrap of information related the time period and it was getting to the point where each chapter took me twice as long to read because I would continually need to check various articles and Wikipedia pages to cross reference.
Eventually, I ended up writing a 5 -page paper picking the book apart for details which you can read here but Iāll also give you the individual points (a mixture of historical details and borderline headcanon):
Early on in the book, the boys mention that there are probably maps in āthe Queenās libraryā that show where they areāthis was one of the first things that stuck out to me, as Elizabeth II didnāt become Queen until 1952, and WWII ended in 1945
Ralph mentions watching something on television at home. His dad, although a naval officer, would almost certainly not be able to afford a TV in 1945, BUT televisions were already popularized around the time of Lizzy 2ās coronation (or at the very earliest the 1948 London Olympics) and itās believable that Ralph could have had one at home. Thereās also some mentions around space travel/putting a man on Mars that would make more sense during the Cold War
I found Piggyās character to be very interesting. For one thing, heās introduced Ā as being fat due to his Aunt owning a candy store (his parents are both dead). If you know anything about the sugar ration during WWII, youād know that candy stores would have been non-operational and Piggy would probably not have had access to an excess of sweets.
Continuing with Piggy, Iād place his distinctive accent as either London Cockney or London Estuary. If Piggy was from London, he would have been evacuated to the British countryside via train (the same evacuations in which the Pevensies stay with their uncle in Narnia) long before the dropping of the atomic bombs. Hereās where the headcanon comes in: Iād be willing to bet that Piggy was evacuated to the countryside as a baby during WWII and both his parents were among the 27,000 killed in the London Blitz, hence why he now lives with his aunt. By assuming the years leading up to the book are peacetime instead of wartime, thereās no issue around the candy store.
And finally, the most compelling argument imoā¦WHY WOULD BRITISH BOYS BE EVACUATED AFTER VE DAY??? In the book, itās very clear that the LOTF boys are being evacuated from their boarding school after an atomic bomb was dropped. Victory in Europe was May 8th, 1945. The bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in early August. In what world would British boys be evacuated by a plane traveling over tropical airspace (historically child evacuations in the UK were domestic and carried out by train) to protect them from a bomb dropped in Japan four months after the end of the war in Europe?? The only plausible explanation would be that the USSR dropped a bomb on an Allied power and the boys are being evacuated from Briton all together to avoid nuclear fallout and/or future bombings.
Final note, at one point the boys consider building a new plane and decide against the idea because they āmight get shot down by the Redsā even though the soviets were literally allies with Britain during WWII. Do you know when they most certainly werenāt allies? The Cold War.
Anyway, I end up giving her this essay which she reads and then promptly says āthese are all very interesting points, but there was STILL no nuclear bomb besides the ones dropped on Japan in World War 2ā and Iām like āYes!! I know this!! And Iām saying itās an alternate future!!ā But she never really seemed to understand what I was saying.
Anyway a few weeks ago I was at my job (Iāve been working IT some summers at my high school after I graduated) and I ran into her and she says āI was going through my desk and I found that essay you wrote on LOTF! I read it again and it was a really good argument piece, especially for a 10th grader.ā
So of course I ask her āoh really? Well, were you finally convinced?ā
And she basically says āit was goodā¦but no :)Ā <3ā
And I have simply not known peace since.

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tuesday status?
yup. its tuesday š
copy. tuesday confirmed ā engaging tuesday protocol
I need to stop jokingly calling people changing to be ānormalā as ādetransitioningā because I just said ādid you see guy fieri detransitionedā to a friend who didnāt know about me doing that in a joke way
Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.