Wolfgirl, but puppy

Tip: You can Bite her Penis through the Tights using the (X) Button.

one thing that sucks about growing up is that you cant fit into the gaps, cracks, crevices, and voids between furniture and the wall or within the couch anymore

back again!!! pretty please help me find my friends again? <3

Super Hung Elf 64

you know I never thought about it but "tch..." is definitely a form of pouting

tch is hmph for girls who devote 25% or more of their brain's processing power to figuring out how best to look like they don't care.

I could be hornier (threat)

"yeah I'm mocking you for not measuring up to feminine beauty standards... b-but you're not ~really~ a woman by my standards, so I'm not being misogynistic! no no I'm a feminist I swear!"

"it just so happens that holding you to an incredibly high standard of the performance of femininity and punishing you for not meeting it is, like, one of the ways you're oppressed, which completely coincidentally is also one of the ways I'm oppressed. you're just like, an acceptable target is the thing. so it's not misogyny"

The princess I kidnapped and keep locked in my tower recently got on tumblr and has since been complaining that I don't respect her 'hmphs' enough. I'm not sure she understands our relationship.

The new maid who took me to this nice summer home doesn't seem to be listening to me? Even though I'm literally going "hmph!"