From My Book Book

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

thesaurus.com save me

aid me

assist me thesaurus.com

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

christopher nolan shakespeare would be like “our much ado has been about nothing”

“our twelfth night is coming to an end”

"that love's labour sure did get lost"

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

I dont care what you're referring to. You are right.

and if it’s not ronnie’s fault, it was Nixon’s before him

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

@emi--rose