you are never "alone" in southern ontario you are at any time within shouting distance of a nice family trying to teach their 2 children under 5 to like canoeing (they are failing)

i have bear spray and a first aid kit and rogers satellite coverage and a brain in my head. im fine. if you're really that worried about me being outside by myself in broad daylight on well populated trails maybe you should buy me a gun

my family is always complaining like oh you won't tell us anything about your life but whenever i say things like i went on a beautiful hike this weekend they say you shouldn't be walking outside!! alone!! you're a woman!! stay inside!! why aren't you going on dates with nice men instead!! those are much safer!! okay well maybe i will continue to have adventures in secret then

yayy strawberries with only a little mold for 40% off 🥰 surely our grocery oligopoly overlords are righteous and benevolent 🙏🏻 finally i can taste the fruit that otherwise grows naturally in this climate for the first time this year

ill say it now so i can say i told you so in 20 years. i think creating indigenous protected areas is a very very very very very bad idea. indigenous communities are not interested in conservation or in acting in good faith towards non indigenous people. taking lands that are open to everyone and used by everyone, including indigenous people, and regulating them as indigenous protected areas is an incredibly stupid and undemocratic idea. and since indigenous people already have special harvesting rights, including in provincial parks, there is zero case for conservation as a motive. formalized management relationships with parks and the forestry industry is a much better approach

if i had to guess id say i have approximately 400 mosquito bites. but the scenery was awesome

on the list of smallville whacky hijinks i think red kryptonite lipstick owns the top spot no contest

idk if this is happening everywhere but leftie canadians in 2026 will interrupt a conversation to make a little speech about how we shouldn't be so judgemental of china because it's mostly american propoganda and anyways the citizens aren't responsible for the sins of the government. and then they will leave a house party because they found out the host has an aunt who was born in israel

man i am busting out of this shirt. my mom is always saying i have bigger boobs than her and it's a very uncomfortable thing for her to constantly be pointing out but this is her shirt and she is Right. will not be wearing this again

have a wonderful june 13 weekend everyone, i am casting no lightning no bears 🪄❌⛈️🐻