not to be like this is the death gong of canadian culture but this is the death gong of canadian culture

i have the same reflexive reaction to small expressions of american fundamentalist christianity as i do to a house spider. ew ew squish it ew

who's watching america's sweethearts. i hope reese dies

did you know you can listen to lauren lake's paternity court as a podcast. fixes every bad day

hearing the phrase "queer and trans" sends me into terrorist mode

least favourite thing about tumblr is that nobody cares about reality tv

was about to make a nostalgia post about the farmer's market i went to as a kid but then i looked it up and lowkey the memory is so niche that it would dox me

farmer's markets are also shit. you and i both know these blueberries came directly from the ontario food terminal

we can all agree that craft markets are shit right. we're just a little afraid to say it out loud because it's one of the only theoretically fun and ethical things to do these days and without that delusion things get bleak

i watched my friend be charged $10 for a single sugar cookie at a craft market a couple weeks ago. they were cute and small with no price sign and she chose one without asking the price and the woman charged her $10 and my friend is such a nice person she paid it anyways. literally i hope that woman dies tomorrow

who is buying those ugly 3d printed dragons. parents for their children? but like what parent would spend money on that