I'm can't do this anymore I'm need to (remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health) go to lost island

*puts 3-4 privilege modifyers in front of the word woman so you dont notice how my comment is misogynistic*

*puts 3-4 privilege modifiers in front of the word man to distract you from the fact that its a male problem*

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

there is a moment between jumping from the frying pan into the fire that feels a lot like liberation

does anyone else feel like they are mourning a world they barely got to enjoy