i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

I just don’t understand the “only children don’t know how to share because they never had siblings” discourse because I certainly would not describe the interactions I saw between two or more siblings who wanted the same thing as “knowing how to share”

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

i'm out of the negative but still broke

having someone do "I think coolsville sucks" to you always feels so surreal. always feels like trolling. probably is

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

for a while every other post was along the lines of "having issues with your brain is no excuse for having issues with your brain"

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

ya empezaron con "memes that transcend languages" cuando son palabras obvias

anglofonos cuando reconocen cognados: