Yeeting the child is not protecting the child, Mewtwo

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Yeeting the child is not protecting the child, Mewtwo

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fucks sake
god dammit
Okay now which one is clearer? 1?
or 2?
Maybe just take off the glasses!?
This spoke to my soul wth
I feel attacked.
i hate this post yet it keeps coming back
ok i don’t like hux or kylo ren, but them both dying is a HUGE missed opportunity. mr. “i don’t care about the resistance, i JUST hate kylo ren” hux coming to the resistance base like, finally i am away from that wretch kyle ron :) and then rey returns from sith planet like “hey guys, guess who’s good now???” and hux turns with dawning horror to see...... the comedic potential....... squandered.
aliens are cool fuck walls
#is superman pregnant
if two people sleep in a bunk bed do they have to share a monster
‘our humans are sleeping in bunk beds and we have to share the space under’ is one of the three most popular fanfiction premises in monster AO3
“there’s only one under-the-bed”
now THIS is the romance I want to read
I’m sorry I know I just reblogged this, but I can’t stop thinking about it.
“Look, just stay on your side and I’ll stay on my side. We can make this work.”
“That’s all very well for you to say, you’re not facing the wall.”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Oh nothing, nothing at all. I’ll just let you get on with all the prime ankle grabbing shall I?”
“Oh for…look, do you want to switch sides?”
“No, no don’t trouble yourself. I’ll just lay here, and maybe pull on that blanket corner for a bit. That ought to really inconvenience them.”
“Right, I’ve had enough of this, come here.”
“Here! What are you doing?”
“Just shut up and give over. Just, give me your claw.There, see, now we can both grab an ankle if we get a chance.”
“…Right, yeah…okay…”
“Okay then…”
“Uh…“
“Yes?”
“Uh, could you maybe not, wiggle…with your tentacle it’s…it’s in…places…”
“Oh shit sorry, didn’t realize, is that better?”
“Y-yeah…”
“….”
“….”
“Dave?”
“Yea?”
“Is that your tentacle?”
“UhhHHM.”
“Oh my god.”
“Look I’m sorry but you’re the one who started it!”
“I most certainly did not!”
“You did! You’re the one who wanted to spoon!”
“Because you wouldn’t stop whining!”
“Look, just…just ignore it okay, it’ll go away if we don’t think about it.”
“…fine.”
“Fine.”
“…Dave?”
*sigh* “What?”
“What if…what if I don’t want to stop thinking about it…”
they were gloom-mates
OH MY GOD THEY WERE GLOOM-MATES
Oh my gooooddd they were gloommates 😱

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amazing, truly
Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!”
oblivious third wheel mark hamill is a legend
i’m mark hamill
The real victory here is knowing that Mark Hamill was good enough friends his co-stars to randomly show up at their houses uninvited to hang out and get food while simultaneously being too self absorbed to notice anything
What if Bucky hadn’t been captured?
Steve why are you big
#CAN YOU IMAGINE#I’M LAUGHING#STEVE GET YOUR PUNK ASS BACK HERE#suddenly the crowd likes steve a hell of a lot more#“oh this is STEVE” they say#“buchanan’s steve?”#“yeah that steve”#“thought he was littler”#“SO DID I” bucky says “SO DID FUCKING I” (via pageleaf)
“hi optus? can i have dan’s number, i want to take them out for a beer and possibly marriage.”
Dan from Optus is politely not having any of your racist crap today
I want to buy Dan from Optus dinner
That last one is a very polite burn. A+
Damn, Dan, you are really fucking good at that.
“Australia is a nation full of languages, some 200 plus of them are native to Australia, but English is not one of those native languages.”
I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY THIS PERSON.
Dan is a legend, mate
Dear Can from Optus - thank you for your polite refusal to be bullied into silence. May your alarm clock always ring on time, may you have exact change when you need it, and may your car get seven extra miles to the gallon.
there should be a seperate genre for anime thats good
its called “animes based on manga written by women”
It’s okay you can say Fullmetal Alchemist
and then you can say “Fullmetal Alchemist” again in a slightly different tone

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Everytime you reblog this picture, an homophobe gets kicked from a custom match.
My username is good for this situation
THIS OKAY
You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.
Did you know LGBT couples are more likely to adopt older, children of color and disable children than straight couples? LGBT couples tend to adopt ‘undesired’ children more (basically kids no one else wants.)
This is so important because I remember being in the system and being so scared that I would never be adopted or loved or whatever and seriously just fucking let them, take the fear out of finding a family
Exactly. I reblog this every time I see it. EVERY time.
Can we also normalize adoption more? I know not everyone can afford it/do it, but if you can, please don’t be afraid to make this your first option, not the “back-up“.
$4000 wedding photos
a match made in heaven
So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real
Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Castro with Treudeau’s parents
holding Justin’s older brother as a baby
Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples
See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue
1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.
Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.
The FBI agent watching me is about to be very concerned.. *opens Google and starts typing*
Fidel Castro’s Nipples
His knees gave in near the top 😂
Lmfaoooooooooooo
Remember that whole post that @i-am-a-fish made saying that ‘if you have knees, you are valid’ but then someone pointed out homophobes also have knees and then @i-am-a-fish replied ‘not for long’
Yeah. That.
@i-am-a-fish
did you take his knees ovo
another day another knee

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Genuinely the most psychotic tweet I’ve ever read in my life bitch need a straight jacket