May all your bacon burn

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

Thank you for the clarification

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

happy peaches day to all that celebrate