hough. red

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

I need a shirt or hat that says DON'T DO ANYTHING TO ME

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

obviously there's a lot of serious ethical reasons fatphobia sucks but also it's so annoying that I can't just say "I'm huge" and have it be percieved as a neutral statement rather than self-deprecating. Like oh my god no, I DON'T mean "It's a shame I'm not smaller," what I mean is "I can throw well over 200lbs at someone anytime I want by simply jumping or flopping over, and many people cannot lift 200lbs so they couldn't even stop me"

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

its fine to genderbend your character and have them keep their canon names. a lesbian called peter is chic.

helicopters are bugs

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.

I’m sick and tired of found families we need more found toxic workplace environments

(stupidest person youve ever known talking about an objectively transfem [coded] character) i bet hes a trans man

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet