Well, That's Just Great

"What kind of test is this?" Mario wondered as his pants fell to the ground https://www.instagram.com/p/CAJgAX_DQWf/?igshid=a2au1qwcmq3h

Hi. I’m an adult and this is my laundry. #cognitivedissonance (at Davenport, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-pmdZiDQuJ/?igshid=1f7e22nyuq62d

April 2020. Brought to you by Hela. #SeemsAboutRight https://www.instagram.com/p/B-cRXbLDae0/?igshid=sysl28igyg44

Me next week after they finally admit we should all be wearing masks and I need to go to Publix. (at Davenport, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-aNCINjp2x/?igshid=1v3xn650go10f

And right now, the worst people you know are Googling "What kills more than 200,000 people a year in the United States." https://www.instagram.com/p/B-VG7T6jM6m/?igshid=7404vvl7y1oc

It's not about a diet it's about a lifestyle change...one that includes forced isolation and job loss caused by a global pandemic. AND I NEVER FELT HUNGRY AT ALL!!!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/B-UsBkbDsTN/?igshid=vaeisv2kp6mk

...or equivalent in golden fiddles. (at Orlando, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Ag8fvjiNr/?igshid=1f4lxqahvaoze

Experts: So all we have to do is pull back a little and fewer people will die and... Disney Cast Member: So this can wait until AFTER we do our "See You Real Soon! Monorail Meet-up" at the Contemporary, right?! #WeAreDoomed https://www.instagram.com/p/B9zr_76DgCZ/?igshid=d0bqq52os7wy

"We've been asked to work re-moooooo-tely" #SocialDistancing #florida #nature #cycling (at Van Fleet Trail) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9x0WbBjg4w/?igshid=o33uaeo62s72

Vectors gather tightly for one last chance to breathe on each other before heading out to every corner of the country and the world. 😢 We deserve every single thing we have coming to us #idiocracy https://www.instagram.com/p/B9xsYp0Drco/?igshid=1slzx1tnehl4c

Things that cause me concern: Covid-19. Our Healthcare system. The current administration. Things that make me freak out: They could have called it PictionAIRy and they decide instead to call it PICTIONARY AIR?!?? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?! https://www.instagram.com/p/B9t-Mojj43G/?igshid=1dimwhje1nscc

#flattenthecurve https://www.instagram.com/p/B9ouHcsj5HT/?igshid=lrkhi6gz0my4

"Gosh! Mr Sparky! How do you always manage to be on time?!" "Having a four hour window for 'on time' helps a lot." (at Orlando, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9moZVNDAru/?igshid=kfiena3icaqf

Someone's five for long doggie got out in our neighborhood. Hope he's chipped. #FloridaLife (at Davenport, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9k1LmND9qA/?igshid=4mto0f5gh80r

@chrissimpsonsartist https://www.instagram.com/p/B9XpS1jj_qv/?igshid=vhcm01tnyhlz

Well, for one thing, I was ten. https://www.instagram.com/p/B9VjkMrjsuW/?igshid=we3lq8a932av