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"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

the author's barely disguised discomfort with topics of sex and intimacy

my super sustainable bmw

so close! that is an Alley.

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken