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You probably think you could take an octopus to a 3D movie. Maybe you think it would look cute in those little glasses, with a cup of Coca-Cola in one tentacle, some popcorn in another and a bag of candy in a third. I bet you're imagining how when something jumps at the screen, it would get scared and camouflage to the same color as the seat. Well, too bad, 'cause it's never gonna happen. You know why? I'll tell you why. Unlike ours, octopus eyes can see the polarization of light. The two superimposed images wouldn't look similar to it, even a little. You fool. You buffoon. And I know what you're thinking. We'll just watch a stereoscopic 3D movie. It'll look even cuter with the red and blue glasses they have for those. But you sound like even more of a dunderhead now, because you know what? Octopus eyes rely on single photoreceptors. They don't even see color! And I know what you're thinking. I know you're about to say that some researchers have proposed a mechanism where octopuses could use chromatic aberration to still determine color information, but you know what? That's just a theory someone came up with! No one's ever been able to train octopuses to distinguish between colors in the lab, so don't you look like a big old clown right now. And lemme stop you before you try to come up with some more featherbrained nonsense, because it gets worse. Octopus eyes aren't even positioned for binocular vision! They may not even be that good at perceiving depth, seemingly relying on a combination of light polarization and bobbing their head. So it'll never work! You're never going to take an octopus to see Finding Nemo 2 in 3D! You just won't! Give up on it already!

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

do you ever want to say some bullshit

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

the paper is warm because the printer just layed it

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

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