Fyter

Dragon-type Pokemon are all born with the urge to hoard gold and capture women that are high in the political ladder.

There are no twinks in the Pokemon series. Not anymore.

Brock has been found dead in Celadon City after overdosing on his delicious meals.

They had to release the Victini movie two other times to coincide with Pokemon Black and White 2. The only difference is that Reshiram and Zekrom are now voiced by Arin Hanson from Game Grumps.

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

they should make recliners that recline even if you are small

recliners that don't tip backwards when you are large would also be appreciated

I propose an alliance against a common enemy

Audreyyyyy 😭 💕💕💕

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

If you were able to vote in 2016 this is actually what it felt like trying to tell your family about why donald trump would not make a good president

bro thay put transgender in me